Today's Document
Mike Driver
official daine visual archive
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
will byers stan first human second
hello vonnie
Andulka
ojovivo
Noah Kahan
taylor price
titsay
we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
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$LAYYYTER
Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
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@cadetsparklewolf
It’s been awhile. So many memories made…so many dreams forgotten…and yet everything’s okay. I never became the artist I wanted to be, and maybe one day I’ll pick that back up where I left it. Regardles, new opportunities came up and I’m truly happy. I’m engaged to the love of my life and my first everything. I have a full time bakery position. I have an adorable pet void.
So…so long Tumblr. It’s been real.
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.
That guy was really a huge teddy bear.
My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.
I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them
If demons looked like demons Evil would be quite rare. It’s the demons dressed as angels For which we must beware.
Reblogging for that perfect last addition
“How did you get so good at art?”
“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”
3 year old death grip!
omfg
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg
What have I done…
you just made Frozen so much better
Lmaooo
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
GOD DAMNIT
Look how sad he is
We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs
damn and they love dogs more than people that’s how you know this wild
The world’s biggest horse, Brooklyn Supreme, standing 78 inches tall and weighing in at 3,200 pounds.
History In Pictures
Thicc
“Brooklyn Supreme may be 3,200 pounds of solid, magnificent horse flesh, sinew and brawn, but Brooklyn Supreme is a surprisingly gentle fellow whose greatest delight is stealing ice cream cones and goodies from unsuspecting little boys and girls.”
“Yes sir he just love sweets,” his exhibitor Ralph M Fogleman explains. “You watch and see what happens when that kid comes in with that candied apple on a stick. Sure enough, a youngster stood entranced below the towering head and shoulders above him. His candied apple was momentarily forgotten. Brooklyn Supreme calmly reached down, picked it out of his hand, and in a twinkling had separated sweet from stick and stood there smacking his lips.”
I LOVE HIM
Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
Actual PSA
Guys, I’m going to put this out here for ALL artists who draw nsfw:
Separate your SFW accounts from your NSFW accounts using a separate email address right now.
Make sure you back up your blogs at The Wayback Machine as soon as you can.
A few of us have noticed some stuff on Tumblr where blogs have been deleted for having “child pornography” when all the drawn characters are over the age of 18 (and no, not “aged up” content. actual adults).
Don’t let this be another Livejournal strikethrough. Back up your stuff now.
How to separate a main blog and a side blog:
–> Make a new tumblr account with a new email and verify it. –> On your old account, click the human icon beside the pencil at the top right corner of Tumblr. This opens all of your attached blogs.
–> Go to the “Members” page of each side blog you wish move.
–> Put in your new blog’s email for each of the side blogs you wish to move. This will link the blogs together.
–> Confirm your linked blog(s) in your new blog’s email account. –> On your old blog, Go back to the member’s page of each side blog on your old blog and appoint your new blog as an “admin”.
–> Click “Delete this blog” on your OLD BLOG you are separating.
Your blogs will now be on separate email accounts. Congratulations.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL NOT TO DELETE THE WRONG BLOG. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY. BE VERY CAUTIOUS.
Dedicating a book…
dinners ready
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
EATIN’ SOCK
ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK
EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
damn bitch get it together
She’s a Darklord now too
Time Lapse of the Land Taken From Native Americans
via reddit
I will reblog this EVERY GODDAMN TIME so people can understand how the US government taking more and more land from Natives is nothing new (even the land originally promised after being kicked off their original, sacred lands) and they NEED to be fucking stopped. They need to be held accountable for the destruction of our people not just then but also now.
and the land left to us is still disrespected constantly, ever-shrinking, trespassed upon, and denied support 💁♀️
Two moods.
