CaerbannogMochi and the Weaponization of da Trash Pandas I Guess

I have a website at https://weaponizedtrashpanda.com/ and I write stuff on it

[caerbannogmochi]

HEY GUYS I HAVE A WEBSITE NOW!

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[barbies-modern-cousin]

please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I see it: if we must employ 'male socialization' or 'female socialization' as descriptors for the varying forms of patriarchal conditioning (that EVERYONE undergoes starting from birth, mind you) then wouldn't it be 1000x more apt to acknowledge trans women as female socialized? and yes, this would include pre-transition as well.

racialized girl children all in all experience a vastly different, often more burdening childhood than white girl children, but of course commonalities are to be found on account of both being well, girls. this much I hope is obvious. so is it really so hard to fathom a similar dynamic between trans girl children and cis girl children?

rape, (sexual) abuse, incest, constant surveillance, brutal enforcement of sexgender roles, and/or the ever-present threat of violence. this is pretty much the standard childhood for all women under cisheteropatriarchy. however, women who are additionally marginalized are far more likely to encounter the most injurious of these adverse childhood experiences than women of the majority group. trans women are no exception. why would they be?

[tankie-transfeminist]

Yeah I've said this before. If there is already diversity in socialized experienced within a gender, then why must transfems, who are not socialized like cis men anyways, be in the "male socialization" category? Why is trans womanhood not recognized as a type of womanhood rather than a type of manhood wearing a dress?

The answer of course, is transmisogyny.

[barbies-modern-cousin]

I figured as much. Glad to know I was on the right track, speaking as a brown cis girl.

Thank you for these additions! :D

[wizardarchetypes]

No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})

Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.

Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.

I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.

I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.

[wizardarchetypes]

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

[wizardarchetypes]

Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[kushblazer666]

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[daughter-of-sapph0]

re gooseworks getting banned

i saw someone claim that deactivated account wont have the numbers at the end for a little bit (i guess to prevent url stealing or if the person who deactivates wants to remake)

but i have seen no actual evidence of this. i cannot confirm it for myself, either.

that still leaves two possibilities

one) gooseworks was banned for being a trans woman, massive hate campaigns mass reported her until tumblr staff decided that because she's a trans woman they shouldn't look into her situation any further and promptly banned her, something that has already happened to countless trans women on this website

two) she was actively receiving so much hate and harassment, death threats, attacks, and violent messages, that she intentionally deactivated her own account (like she did with reddit).

either situation is fucking disgusting and shouldn't happen to her or any trans woman on this website, and the fact that it does happen so often is proof of this platforms egregious transmisogyny

[jarfieid]

LINDSEY GRAHAM CONFIRMED DEAD ROT IN HELL BOZO

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[authortobenamedlater]

Tolkien literally wrote The Hobbit as a bedtime story for his son Christopher.

Also my dad read it to me when I was seven. I read it on my own when I was about 10.

[melonisopod]

We're severely dumbing down what is considered "children's media" and it's worrying me a lot. Kids can grasp more than you'd think. Maybe it bothers people because they enjoy it as adults and therefore think children shouldn't have a monopoly on it. Or maybe they just think kids are stupid and can't grasp any concept heavier than mindless entertainment. Either way it's dire for kids these days.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[zembelem]

Pre-season 3 is so funny to me because some people unironically had THIS as their lineup

"We got the Heishous at home" looking ass team 😭

[yellow-cat]

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

[yellow-cat]

and it has the dragon from the welsh flag on it

[rjalker]

[ID: Three versions of the ace, aro, and nonbinary flags next to eachother, with the first two text overtop reading, "Not gonna do all that". The first version has just the stripes, the second has the red Welsh dragon on top. The third is the same as the second, but reads in Welsh, "ddim am wneud hynny i gyd". The ace flag's stripes are black, grey, white, and purple. The aro stripes are dark green, light green, white, grey, and black. The nonbinary stripes are yellow, white, purple, and black. End ID.]

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[readysetjo]

I did a loud snort so I found a source

[json-derulo]

not only was she found alive and well after eleven days (staying under a false name at a hotel & spa almost 200 miles from where she vanished), she also never publicly explained her disappearance, claiming amnesia

[mf-dude]

[bolt-finnikin-official]

Take your time buddy

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.