Stiles Stilinski, who has developed a rather extraordinary skill ofā¦not lying, per se, but likeā¦working smoothly around the truth, because his dad is the sheriff and his husband comes with a built-in lie detector. What a stressful life. Improvise adapt and overcome bitch
clearly unpopular opinion, but Derek would not be the dominant one. idc that he's taller, older (and no one, not even the actors, knows how much older lol) and has superpowers. Derek is the softest fucking werewolf on the show. he gets beat up more than Stiles does. he's consistently shown to be unsuited to being an alpha. Stiles is a snarky bastard whose response to being threatened by people with literal superpowers is to threaten them right back. even when he admits he's afraid of someone, he still has no problem standing his ground if he feels it's worth it.
Forget gruff top Derek and leetle softboi Stiles. Give me tired, jumpy Derek who can only finally let his mask down and work through his trauma around his boyfriend, who maybe doesn't seem like much at first glance, but goes toe-to-toe with crazed shapeshifters and kicked a demon out of his own body and once held paralyzed Derek up in a pool for two fucking hours do you know how much denser muscle is than fat?! Derek had the buoyancy of a goddamn anvil.
Derek is soft and forced to act tough. Stiles is tough as hell but constantly dismissed and underestimated. Derek offered to teach Scott how to be a wolf but couldn't because he was born one. Stiles figured it out with one night, an internet connection, and a fistful of Adderall (and a nice big dose of spite XD).
Teen wolf did miss out on the potential comedy of giving the teens some fuckass teen job. Stiles keeps getting in trouble at the donut place for skipping work and for keeping wolfsbane in the fridge and for making out with Derek hale on the hood of a camero in the lot in his uniform, what who said that.
Fanfic writers don't make Stiles angry enough. He is a neurodivergent teenage boy caught in a quite literal revolving door of nightmares, AND his best friend never picks up his damn phone. Let him crash out I beg.
"couple who can't keep their hands off each other and are borderline indecent in public" trope ft dob's iconic purple hoodie, derek in an oversized lavender t-shirt of mine aaaaand
Pink Undies Sunday!
necroing a tag that hasn't had an entry since 2016 barring a summary post in 2020 is about par for the course for me, i think LOL
Was just going to be a quick sketch to add on as a bonus to the first post but it kinda took on a life of its own lol
Coming up with sleep-talk for stiles is just too much fun! Context for the curious under the cut
Panel one sleeptalk is taken directly from the wikipedia page on the Cook-Levin theorem i ended up at after yet another a night of snow-balling wikipedia articles about subjects i barely understand lol. I love advanced physics and maths topics, they end up with the most uncomprehensible jargon š
Panel two is where my brain immediately went when I learned that, in very early stages of foetal development, gravity is needed for the development of the first axis (basically how the cells can decide what's 'up' vs 'down'). My brain went 'what if someone got pregnant in zero g then - mutant babies in space!!'. There's actual research on this btw.
Panel three is a stray thought i had a couple weeks ago leading to what I'm sure is a very entertaining string of google searches for my FBI guy to go through. Unfortunately the sodium and chloride contents of the cerebrospinal fluid isn't a high enough concentration to consider it a brine, and thus the brain a pickle, but hey. One can certainly argue the point!
Panel four is just... Well. Your bones are wet! What the fuck!
when the bf insists on going to a college party only to conk out on the designated jacket-chair in the corner, so you get called to go pick him up
Sleep-deprived-stiles falling asleep in inopportune places and long-suffering derek picking him up and lugging him home, my beloved š«¶
Inspired by Oblivious Misadventures, and Other Such Tales by @always-the-little-spoon, that does this trope beautifully along with an oblivious Scott as outsider POV - what's not to like!
What was supposed to just be a little add-on that took on a life of it's own, so it gets its own post instead: [part 2]
pairings: brendon "the shark" park x dennis whittaker
A/N: based off a request, hope y'all enjoy!
Aftercare
Brendon is pretty much a stranger to aftercare before Dennis. It's not on purpose, he's just used to hookups where nothing is expected afterwards. For Dennis, however, he feels inclined to take care of him, seeing how exhausted he looks after the first time. After that first time, he learns exactly what Dennis needs, often drawing a warm bath and helping Dennis' sore body into it.
Body part
Brendon's favorite body part of Dennis' is his hips. It shocks Dennis a little, how much attention Brendon gives that area. He's nibbling and licking at his sides, the feeling of his teeth scraping Dennis's hipbone causing them both to shiver.
Dennis is obsessed with Brendon's back. Brendon's back is wide and strong, his muscles often visible through his shirts. Dennis loves taking his nails and raking them across Brendon's back hard enough that he leaves marks.
Cum (cumplay, what they do with it)
When Dennis cums, Brendon insists he does so on his own stomach, so Brendon can clean it up with his tongue; he loves the way it makes his partner twitch. Dennis, on the other hand, prefers for Brendon to cum inside him, obsessed with both the feeling of being filled up but the feeling of Brendon's cum leaking out of him.
Dirty secret
Dennis and Brendon happen to have the same dirty secret, but they're both too awkward to say it out loud: for Dennis to get used by another man. A threesome, sure, but Dennis wanted to get dominated. Brendon wants someone who's assertive like him, so he won't have to instruct them on how to fuck Dennis, instead he can just sit back and enjoy.
Experience
Dennis is extremely inexperienced when he starts hooking up with Brendon, but Brendon is surprisingly patient with him. Brendon has never been in a formal relationship with a man before, but he'd had enough hookup experience with men to know what he liked.
Favorite position
For Brendon, he prefers Dennis bent over, gripping at the hips he's left hickies on with his large, strong hands. Dennis honestly likes whatever position Brendon puts him in, but after he rides Brendon he realizes that's the position that makes him cum the quickest.
Goofy
Both men are pretty serious during sex, the only exception being when Dennis gets drunk. When Dennis gets drunk, he's pretty insatiable, practically throwing himself all over Brendon in an attempt to get his clothes off as fast as possible. Brendon is never goofy during sex, often shoving his cock in Dennis' mouth if he tries to be silly.
HairĀ (sorry this is short idk much about male body hair)
Brendon is perfectly clean shaven. Dennis keeps his hair trimmed, the soft curls just barely climbing up his torso.
Intimacy
He'd never say it out loud, but intimacy scares Brendon before he got with Dennis. He surprises himself with how much he softens for Dennis, the sex with him unlike anything he had experienced with anyone else. Dennis craves intimacy, whether he knows it or not. From the moment he's alone with Brendon, he realizes that feeling of comfort he finds in him is all he ever wants to feel.
Jerk off
Brendon and Dennis have an agreement that they won't jerk off without each other, instead wanting to savor those moments together. Brendon likes to watch Dennis jerk himself off before he takes over, controlling his orgasm. When Brendon jerks off, he likes to finish on Dennis' face, making him clean his cock off.
Kink
Dennis and Brendon discover a lot about themselves when they get together. For Dennis, he realizes he likes discipline, eager to follow instructions and desperate for praise. Brendon always knew he liked to be in charge, but with Dennis he realizes he likes making a mess of his partner. He takes pleasure in painting Dennis in a mixture of spit, cum, and even the occasional tears.
Location
Brendon and Dennis aren't picky, wherever they wanna fuck in their house, they fuck. Dennis realizes how down bad he is for Brendon when he seduces him into sucking his cock in the PTMC parking lot, but the two tend to keep things confined to the bedroom.
Motivation
It takes very little for both of these men to get into the mood. They're obsessed with each other, so much so that they know they have to stay apart at work. On the rare occasion they work on a case together, it takes everything in Brendon's willpower not to take Dennis to an on-call room and bend him over.
No
Brendon never submits. Anytime Dennis tries to act like he's in control, Brendon is quick to put him in his place.
Oral
Dennis is usually the one with cock in his mouth, but whenever Brendon wants to completely unravel Dennis, he'll lay him back and suck his cock. He takes his sweet time, running his tongue along the underside of Dennis' cock, causing the blonde man to squirm.
Pace
The pace varies greatly on whatever mood Brendon and Dennis are in. Most of the time, if they are in the comfort of their own home, they'll take all the time they need; if they are in a hurry, Brendon will bend Dennis over and jerk him off as he fucks him, making the both of them cum quickly.
Quickies
Neither of them prefer quickies, but they're not strangers to them. Sometimes they'll be too tired, or they'll only have 30 minutes before work, and they'll squeeze in a hurried fuck. If they can help it, though, they prefer to take their time.
Risk
The idea of getting caught having sex at work mortifies Dennis, but the thought of getting caught by someone like Robby or Abbot? That was different. That made Dennis shiver. Brendon didn't care about getting caught, but he knew Dennis was a rule-follower, so the most he did was send him teasing texts while at work.
Stamina
Both Dennis and Brendon have an astounding amount of stamina. They can cum multiple times and still keep going, as long as they're well-hydrated. Once Dennis figures that out, he makes sure to keep his bedside table stocked with water bottled (both men like to CHUG).
Toys
Dennis is pretty vanilla before Brendon, who introduces him to the world of sex toys. He has his own collection, though he makes some changes to accommodate Dennis. He likes fucking Dennis in missionary while holding a vibrator to his cock, but he does this rarely on account of how fast it makes Dennis cum.
Unfair
Both Brendon and Dennis are capable of being unfair. Dennis can be a real brat sometimes, often withholding sex from Brendon to tease him. He knows Brendon is respectful enough to wait, but he takes pleasure in how increasingly pissed off Brendon gets. Brendon is fully capable of one-upping Dennis; prolonging his orgasm or making him cum so many times that he nearly passes out, whichever punishment Brendon deems fit.
Volume
Dennis is a stuttering mess during sex, and he's quite vocal. Brendon loves his noises, digging deeper into Dennis whenever he makes certain sounds. Every sound Dennis makes is a cue for Brendon, one that he perfectly picks up on. Brendon isn't as loud, but he does whisper the dirties things into Dennis ears. He's at his loudest when Dennis sucks his cock, the young man's tongue able to coax the deepest moans from his partner.
Weird fact
It's a Herculean task, but Dennis often fantasizes about what Brendon would be like submissive. He comes to the conclusion that its not him he wants to dominate Brendon, but someone more like Brendon, an equal of his. He wants them to fight for dominance as Dennis watches, touching himself if he's given permission.
Xray
Brendon is both thick and long, Dennis having to do a lot of stretching before actually being able to take him. The amount of lube they have to use is incredibly messy, but neither men complain.
Dennis is long, but not very thick, the tip of his cock slightly larger than the rest of him.
Yearning
Brendon does yearn for Dennis before he asks him out, but he never shows it. Dennis, on the other hand, is pretty transparent about his feelings, often getting teased at work for how he acts when Brendon enters the room.
Zzzz
Sleeping with someone isn't something Brendon is used to before Dennis. Although he'd never admit it out loud, he loves the comfort Dennis gives him when he's asleep in Brendon's arms. Dennis always falls asleep first, tucked into Brendon's warm arms, the larger man tracing his fingers over Dennis' hipbones as he drifts off.
Imagine the thing that gets Robby to turn that damn bike around is a text from ex-situationship Park the Shark that says āwhen did you redecorate your bedroom?ā
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