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hiya! iâm caitlin. welcome to my garbage heap. feel free to start a conversation, regardless of whether or not weâre mutuals! i promise i donât bite. or at least not often :p
Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.
WRONG OLD WHITE PERSON AGAIN
@ GOD YOUR AIM SUCKS GIRL!!!!!!!!!
That was the first white woman ever wtf
Rename nashville itâs that serious
Dolly Parton and Kermit, 1987 đ¸
calling dolly parton a country singer is like calling jesus christ a carpenter. it is technically true but theres a lot more you could say
itâs always good people and never woody allen brad pitt or johnny depp
Dolly Parton photographed by Ed Caraeff, 1979.
so i spent far too long on this.
for those unaware, the spaghetti wall of letters and numbers is a base64-encoded JPEG image (and not a URL as some guessed). in certain cases when you tried to insert/paste an image into whatâs ostensibly a text-only box, this could happen.
the thing thatâs bugging me however is that thereâs image data there. we have fairly a clear (albeit with JPEG artifacts) screenshot of text that, thanks to how Windows ClearType renders text, each character is identical to each other, that is to say, an uppercase Q will always look more or less pixel-perfect each time, meaning we donât have to guess what a Q looks like, we simply have to pixel-accurate match it.
as an aside, this is why regular OCR struggles so much with this kind of data retrieval, such as code even when itâs clearer than a physical paper scan. ordinarily, OCR will try to best-guess every single letter because it expects each letter to be slightly different from each other (as would be the unpredictable nature in a scanned document), and on top of that most OCR today will try to autocorrect because it expects the scanned text to contain words in some human written language.
so, all we have to do is make a program to recognize each character and piece back together the whole base64 string, right? wellâŚ
first i stitched all 7 images back into a single block of text, observing the consistency of the line spacing. some of the screenshots have little bits of the previous one sticking out of it, which helps with alignment and to make sure theyâre in the right order.
after that i had to sample every single letter off this file. this means going around the file and finding one example of each different character weâre trying to identify, saving it as its own separate file so that the program can load them as references to compare against in the full image. for base64, the alphabet consists of a-z, A-Z, 0-9, +, / and =. once i had the initial code in placeâŚ
âŚclose! but oh so far. if any one single character in a base64 string is wrong or missing, the resulting decode will be wrong. the issues i was having were mostly with the lowercase r and j because of how the kerning affected the pixels around those letters. i was also getting false matches for r where there should be an m. what followed was grueling hours of tweaking the matching code and my known font set to better fit the original image and get as close as possible to a 100% match. here is the resulting code, maybe itâll be useful for someone and this wonât have been a complete waste of time.
once i was confident through the verification image that i had all characters recognized, i put it through a base64 to JPEG decoder. i actually did this several times as i improved the recognition and what follows is the best result that came out of it yet. i suspect some of the data might be missing (perhaps a line or block of text got lost in between screenshots), or i have a wrong character somewhere resulting in a wrong value. this is the image extracted from OPâs base64 string:
we can finally know what they meant when they said âme in a relationshipâ and i can finally go the fuck to sleep.
update: i found that the string that i used to decode the image in the previous reblog actually had one letter wrong.
with this it still doesnât parse as fully valid base64 in strict mode so i think thereâs still another letter in there thatâs wrong, but i couldnât find it. however this gives us a better look:
and this is finally enough to do a reverse image search. i present to you, the HD version of our intrepid massive backpacker:
still have no idea what they mean by âme in a relationshipâ with that, though.
#they have baggage
when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist
anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009
i see a lot of criticism towards 17776 along the lines of âugh if humanity actually stopped aging or dying and people really did just live forever they would not spend their time playing football⌠that is not what EYE would do with MY timeâŚ. this is so unrealisticâŚ.. clearly the author just wanted to write about sports đđâ and like. yeah. yes. exactly. jon bois is a sports writer and sports analyst who wanted to examine why people love sports and why sports have cultural staying power and why he especially finds sports compelling and what sports have to say about the human condition and our ability to care. so he made up a fake scenario about humans being immortal and then he made it about sports. and he wrote about sports. the story is titled âwhat sports will look like in the future.â if that isnât something that you can vibe with then maybe the story simply is not for you
17776 asks you to be fascinated with football for a little while and if you don't take that invitation the story is much less powerful. The first time I read it I kind of skimmed through the parts talking about football because I thought, well, I'm not interested in sports.
The second time I read it I paid more attention to those parts and realized that they were an essential part of the story. This key component of fascination with a human pastime is the axis that the themes revolve around.
Fascination illuminates the world and reveals a lot of meaning in it. Much more can be understood through curious eyes.
The key point is that 17776 and it's sequels are not about immortality, and it is not attempting to predict what would happen in this scenario. It is a study of the impact of sports(amongst other things) on people, using immortality as a narrative device to achieve this.
I think I got that in my first read, or at least I understood that the story was about play and the things that are intrinsically motivating to humans: what do we do when there are no stakes and there is no more "progress" to make?
Some of the segments are not really "about" sports, such as the destruction of the lightbulb, where the satellites mourn the "death" of an inanimate object that has meaning because it's been given meaning.
But, if you think you don't care about sports, and therefore don't pay much attention to the parts of the story that are digging deeply into the technicalities of the bizarro football games, you still miss a lot of the story's meaning, because the layers of depth and close examination and exploration show how love for something transforms it, making it endlessly fascinating and new.
I understood the theme of play as a counteracting force to our existential anxiety and feeling of need for "progress" and "meaning," but on my initial read I missed how the story is about love. Not love as an experience between people, but love as an orientation towards existence and your surroundings.
In my re-read it came through so clearly that WOW, this writer really, really loves football. And in the story, football is so inexhaustibly complicated and meaningful, to the point that it's impossible to ever fully appreciate, because people love it and they are always exploring new ways to play it.
It's interesting, because it's important to the story that the writer loves football, but it's equally important to the story that a lot of people don't love football, because these infinite wonders hidden in our existence externally appear so mundane. Football is just another boring, mundane thing that is transfigured by love. Our world is so worthy of being loved that we could never fully love it even if we were to live forever. That's what 17776 is about, to me.
non football fan off to go find this book now, brb
is webcomic
âbeyond the scope of this paperâ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That
"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."
= "As for THAT- Don't even get me started."
Its evil cousin is "outside the scope of this course," which could range from, "I don't want to bog you down with the details," to "you need an inconveniently large number of years of calculus for this," to "what I just told you is a bold-faced lie but it's more useful for current purposes than the truth," to "this is a famous open question in the field and I think I'm funny."
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. theyâre like omg stop thereâs a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
Bonus: you donât have to cover a lot of ground. I can turn a three kilometre walk into a three hour adventure. Five if there is a small rocky stream or a few ponds.