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tumblr's favourite anxious subby queer mspec dyke mean lesbian squirrelbunny robot girl ⚢ | 31🔞 | netizen, coder, artist, chiptuner, vtuber, popufur, drone #6502 | byte/byteself or it/its, no other pronouns | inventor of the melma board

[maplesynth]

hi please hire me to make you pixels i'm broke and unemployed and i need the money https://maple.pet/commissions

thanks for having boosted this post already i know you won't have failed me 💜

[maplesynth]

being a trans woman on this website is exhausting because you get not only hate from transphobes but also hate from other trans women

[ravenlynclemens]

the process of remembering an embarrassing thing you did once

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[andmaybegayer]

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

[palant1r]

well you see we're the new pdf

[orteil42]

i can't overstate how much this used to be the default on blogging platforms. blogging used to involve as much mixed content as you felt like. the goofy defunct french blog platforms (Skyblog, U-blog) where i was making my first posts in 2004 had that. you could embed media or javascript or applets or anything you wanted. the reason this feels like a unique tumblr-only feature now is that rotten as it is tumblr is one of very few remaining blogging platforms in 2026. everything else is microblogging now. everything else is twitter now

[maplesynth]

had a dream mr beast came out as trans but instead of becoming ms beast it was mr breast

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[chimpachum]

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

[maplesynth]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

[spookyscaryscouticus]

It’s worse than you imagine, OP. There are spreadsheets.

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[foogriffy]

would you still love me if i was a worm?

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[maplesynth]

Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999)

[maplesynth]

Anonymous asked: i use the Ditherinator very often, tysm for making it <3

i'm glad!! i love seeing pictures people make with it! [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://alterspring.org/@maple/a/116247221258444826)

[yodaprod]

[tmbgareok]

[laserscheme]

[jerryterry]

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[maplesynth]

few things will make me as emotional as the very closing of the 1981 BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series with the Journey of the Sorcerer motif

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #382

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onFeb 25