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*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose
Don’t know what to do with my weird feelings so they go here! I’m 22 weeks pregnant, first time, and it just hit me that “disordered eating” literally means I’m bad at eating :( I do NOT intrinsically know how to listen to my body and do what’s best for it. It hit mid 80s yesterday and I’m an outside summertime person, so I got in the garden like I normally would, and I noticed that I was overheating, so I went inside and started chugging water. I’m used to only eating twice a day, ignoring hunger pangs, and eating based on emotion. My organs moving around and squishing up means I have to eat more often and smaller portions but I truly cannot get into the correct habits. I ended up puking yesterday, and now I’m afraid to go outside. I don’t want to hurt her. It’s just really scary and sad and frustrating, I’m trying to make sure I’m hydrated and nourished but I legitimately don’t think I can tell what that’s supposed to feel like!
A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.
it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it
it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage
Plotting to steal meal prep chicken
giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually
“But the question is, Did John Brown fail? He certainly did fail to get out of Harpers Ferry before being beaten down by United States soldiers; he did fail to save his own life, and to lead a liberating army into the mountains of Virginia. But he did not go to Harpers Ferry to save his life.
“The true question is, Did John Brown draw his sword against slavery and thereby lose his life in vain? And to this I answer ten thousand times, No! No man fails, or can fail, who so grandly gives himself and all he has to a righteous cause. No man, who in his hour of extremest need, when on his way to meet an ignominious death, could so forget himself as to stop and kiss a little child, one of the hated race for whom he was about to die, could by any possibility fail.” Frederick Douglass, 30 May 1881, oration on the fourteenth anniversary of the raid on Harpers Ferry Link to the Frederick Douglass speech
Link above is broken, so here’s a working one:
Did John Brown Fail?
*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?
bitches will be like “the fetus inside of your body right now looks like the villain from Sinister” and then two days later will be like “how dare you remind me of the villain from Sinister”
also hi hello everybody I’m pregnart
I think it’s funny when summer/spring comes around and all the bug subreddits are full of people posting bug sex asking why two bugs are stuck together
Pluribus, in-text: yeah so the hive is like when forced assimilation and subjugation and cultural genocide in the name of global peace and safety, and gay conversion therapy, and pacification through forced addiction, and punishment via solitary confinement to coerce cooperation, and how blackboxed and forced from above simulacra is built on and sustained by stolen labor and leads to dehumanization, and the cult logics of impossibility of refusal and escape, and the lack of respect for what is at the core of bodily autonomy and consent, and the lack of cross-species empathy or feeling of responsibility for continued husbandry, and the fallacy of the innocent bystander. oh yeah, also they eat people. metaphorically but also literally. btw did i mention cultural genocide, check it out. *shows an aborted ceremony and abandonment of an entire community upon finalized conversion*
Twenty Idiots McIdiots, PhD:
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OP: six close-cropped headlines and snippets from different articles reading “Eastern philosophy”; “Pluribus: Why the Hive is the Hero”; “The genius of the show - its accidental genius - is that it makes you root for the hive”; “Eastern cultures”; “Eastern traditions…cooperation, harmony…Many Eastern cultures…there is no free will”; “Pluribus: Rooting for the Hive”
follow-up: meme of someone dialling a contact edited to “Edward Said” and holding up their phone
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