Digital InkJet

Repost a lot, sometimes I write. And draw... ish.  Still fangirling on Undertale universe. NSFW reblogs, sometimes.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[danineedshelp]

….. Bagel?

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Bagel.

[doodlemeariver]

Roasted bagel

[themunflower]

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

[jtranageder1]

it’s here so why not see if it’ll do anything

[arorea]

[genericpuff]

was literally thinking the other day that i could really use one of those lucky golden potato posts right about now

this is obviously a burning bagel and not a golden potato but i suppose it’ll do LOL

[cakeslicer]

Universe, I am ready for my sign, thanks

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a regular sleep schedule is like a buff to all your other stats.

[cakeslicer]

In case you're a nerd and you aren't taking enough hours on your sleep

... Like me.

[thoradvice]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[gu-rei]

Y’all should check out @/bnhaincorrect on Twitter cuz they got some great inspiration

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[xxtc-96xx]

I gotta add the rest

[thefloatingstone]

Pretty sure Sonic looks like that because he’s not actually animated. He’s Mo-Capped. You know? How people make video games and stuff?

Almost all major games use this kind of way to “animate” their characters. Mostly because although the equipment is expensive, it’s cheaper if you have the tech than employing thousands of animators to animate everything individually and make it realistic. And this isn’t just games like DBH or Until Dawn. Games like Mass Effect, Assassin Creed etc use this same method. And then animators are used to do cleanup on the captured movements and just make it look a little cleaner and neater, as well as adjust or in some cases add facial expressions.

The PROBLEM is, mo-cap can only really be done with human proportioned characters (or like… dogs. This is why a lot of dog characters in large games are German Shepherds. Because the breed works well for mo-cap as they can be trained very well for the job or something like that.) But yeah, you’re not gonna mo-cap a chicken or a charging bull or, say, a mouse or rabbit.

For creatures with proportions that are not human, this tech just doesn’t really work as well. You need actual real animators for that kind of thing

But it’s pretty clear for Sonic… he’s not animated. At least not entirely. His facial features are and there’s clean-up done on him, but the reason his proportions are so…. uncanny… is because they used Mo-Cap for his movements and that required for him to then have closer-to-human proportions.

I’m sure you COULD have done mo-cap and perhaps applies it to a better designed character, but make no mistake, this is down to laziness and trying to do something the cheaper way, regardless of how it affects the look of your non-human character.

Look at this again. You can actually see the human form tacked onto the enormous head and how the actor was mo-capped and then how this was essentially brute-forced onto a cartoon character

(however this does not explain the weird face or the TEETH. That’s just bad design)

[thefloatingstone]

Me to myself: wow, me not having a steady and rock solid career in the animation and game industry means I’m a complete loser without any prospects or future and I’ve failed as a human being, huh?

Also me to myself: ….When Sakurai got actually physically exhausted from working on Super Smash Ultimate he hooked himself up to an IV drip so he could keep working and he LAUGHS about it in interviews as if that’s just a thing a person DOES when they work in the video game industry….

Me to myself: …..ok maybe living off commissions and Patreon while looking for ways to live off selling art ISN’T that bad a way to live after all…..

[cakeslicer]

(I'll sound angry in this post, but it's not against you @thefloatingstone )

Me, actually working in the game industry: can we please stop praising workaholic people in this goddamn industry. Or in any industry, really? I'm sick of it. Working like that it's PURE STUPIDITY. I know that these stories sound very funny to some people and it's "inspiring" to see such dedicated person but. Please. Use your brains. This is insane. Going burnout because of work _IS_NOT_FUNNY_. Being a workaholic and dedicating your entire self to work (or ideas or anything, really) to the point where it affects your health is reckless and should NOT be praised or looked up to. Goddammit! Most of the times companies just take advantage of these people and as soon as they are not productive anymore, or they start to become "problematic" (ie when they actually start asking to be paid what they are worth), they just get rid of them.

If you work extra time and you are not being paid for it, you'll end working always in that job, cos everyone thinks you are happy about it, to the point you'll work for free to do it. Which is what passion leads you to, if you are not careful. Yeah you read just right! Passion in video game industry is a code for "We are expecting you to give us your soul, and be happy about us torturing it sometimes, cos guess what? We are letting you work for us. Be proud and be grateful you are here, for we granted you everything. Also, you can't really call yourself passionate about us if you are not ready to work 60/70/80+ hours a week, right?".

This industry is as putrid on the inside as it looks shiny from the outside, and it takes advantage of people's passion to squeeze out to the last bit from its staff.

If you don't want to believe to a stranger on the Internet, just go and have a look at the survey of GDC for happiness of video games industry workers and get a clear picture of what this world is really like.

___

... Ehm. Sorry if I took your post and made it a bit (a lot) political, @thefloatingstone , but I've seen these words too many times now. It's just. It's not a nice environment to work in, sometimes. There's a lot of pressure coming from all places. And it's always, always about the money. Money drives everything, when you are looking at big companies.

Just because they make games that entertain you and give you good moments, don't forget they still are companies.

[xxtc-96xx]

Hey can you draw classic sans, underfell sans, underswap sans, outertale sans, geno sans, ink sans and error sans taking a selfie please

I think it turned into an underverse thing I dunno. 

[cakeslicer]

Life Mood™: Weeeeeeeeee

[just-shower-thoughts]

When millenials get old, retirement homes will have video game nights instead of bridge and bingo and the there will still be that one table in the cafeteria with all the magic the gathering players

[cakeslicer]

Yeah yeah okay all cool yeah

But what about D&D grannies, UH?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Skeletons probably wash their hands using toothpaste

[cakeslicer]

Just picture adult Sans doing this just to piss Papyrus off.

YOU'RE WELCOME, TUMBLR

(... also looping @zarla-s in cause I suspect you love this kind of stuff, also hope this doesn't bother you cos I'm basically a stranger LOL)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Google created a dating app, using all of their user data to match people with similar patterns of behaviour, you would get as close to a perfect match as you could.

[cakeslicer]

This could actually be an amazing smart move.

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

Ngl, I was expecting Africa by Toto, but this is better

[cakeslicer]

Beautiful.

[wadey-wilson]

new meme template 

[wadey-wilson]

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[dazzling-galaxy]

Top 40.88%

Guess I’m not that good in English after all

[cloud-berries-blog1]

top 39.58%

wow i’m beTTER THAN I THOUGHT

[thedovahcat]

well I mean…I RP a lot…But I definitely am not one of those walking thesaurus like you see in those TRPS occasionally.

[alphagodith]

it was harder than i was expecting! i got top 4.67, which i thought was impressive, until it said that was equivalent to a successful 30-year-old businessperson. which i hope to be in a few years i guess? oh well, still good.

[thefloatingstone]

I feel this is fair considering I know what the antonym for Altruism is but I don’t know what “White collar” means X’D

[cakeslicer]

Got a 6.33%...

Not bad, for being an Italian speaking English :3

[wokeuphighbyvanessacarlton]

Marie Kondo: don’t hold onto books if you don’t enjoy them

Book nerds on Twitter: this is an attack on me personally actually

[larkandkatydid]

I love book nerd vs. Marie Kondo crap because she thinks that it’s silly to just keep books because you want to impress hypothetical people who might possible come into your house and notice what a smart person you are to own smart person books that you didn’t even like..  And there are people who are forced to confront how much that is their entire personality. 

[prewars]

#marie kondo is right you people are just hoarders with a college degree

[cakeslicer]

Bold of y'all to assume I'd let ANYONE come into my house and access my personal collection without proving themselves worthy of my one and only HOLY SANCTUARY.

No, really. I don't give a shit about other people seeing the books.

Tbh, these books are there cos I'm there.

Honestly, what's wrong with keeping books? I like books. They bring colour on a shelf and sparkle joy in my mind so why I am not allowed to keep them? Cos I've already read them? I can read them again. Or I can lend them to someone. Or my future kids can pick them. Or I can just sit there, in the middle of my books, and pretend I'm in a library where time stops and everything occupies exactly its place and time.

I guess not everyone can get this, but you guys even know how much I craved book when I was a kid? And can you imagine how happy but confused I was when I discovered that my mom had a small collection but hid it in the basement'd drawers cos "there no space for a bookshelf in our living room, and our living room needs to be IN ORDER so no books around".

Nope. Nope you don't. So my living room will have AN ENTIRE WALL covered in books.

I'm keeping the books. ALL of the books.

And watch me cos I'm so going to order them by height, or colour, or author, or preference, or genre, or any other criteria really, whenever I don't feel happy anymore about the current display.

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[cakeslicer]

Yes, it's even better.

[indori]

[cakeslicer]

This handsome Papyrus, tho.

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[mabelsguidetolife]

so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????

[xxtc-96xx]

Ok first of all…