Who Does Misery Love?

18+ || AO3 & Bsky @Calchexxis || 30+ Cryptid Author ||

[calchexxis]

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New month, new patrons! (I hope, lol)

As always, any support you all wanna throw my way is so much appreciated. I will continue as I always do to churn out novel-length yuri, both fanfic and original. If you want to support me a little, it's only $3 to get my bookshelf where I put stuff up early, along with some stuff that's just for my patrons!

Per usual this year, Patrons will get to see the artwork and stories for my Lightcannon Week fics early as I'll be posting them there as I finish them prior to LC Week next month.

I really hope to hit at least 200/month this year. It'd be a nice little milestone.

Anyway, all my love to all of you. I will continue to write my very mentally healthy and totally normal girls for you all regardless

Currently at 183/200

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

[skelotan]

All of y’alls support helped boost my confidence right before a very important call. Thank you <3

PATREON

[calchexxis]

PLEASE LET IT BE REAL.

[edennguyenart]

ITS PRIDE MONTH!!!!

[calchexxis]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Continuing my Lightcannon MMA!AU, and we're right next to the climactic fight.

[lesly-oh]

🥰

[calchexxis]

They're so unbelievably cute. I love how pure Lux's smile is, and how soft Jay looks. I love her little freckles.

This is the fic if anyone has time to read a novel, lol.

[90s90s90s]

October 3, 1992:  Sinead O’Connor appeared on Saturday Night Live singing an  acapella cover of Bob Marley’s song “War”, changing some of the lyrics to include references to child abuse, and ending the performance by tearing up a photo of Pope John Paull II and saying “fight the real enemy”.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This ruined her career and she was telling the truth, as we all came to find out years later.

[ambulancevsambulance]

Please remember she didn’t consider it as a career ruiner. 

To speak on how it “ruined” her career ignores her own feelings on it. Please acknowledge how she felt about it, instead of how you see it.

[elinex]

[m-azing]

IF THIS IS NOT TREMENDOUSLY NOSY, how did you and Sarah start dating??

hahaha I asked her permission to post this and she said it’s cool so sure! I am omitting much of the actual conversation/words exchanged for privacy but also because…………………………it is a little bit embarrassing to me still lmao

@spockishot came to visit me in November and I used that opportunity to confess I’d had a crush on her for a good chunk of the year. now because she is one of my dearest friends in the world and I had done similar confessions before and they had gone Not Good, the part leading up to confession was, no joke, the MOST ANXIETY I MAY HAVE EVER HARBORED IN MY BODY AT ONE TIME. so we were standing around at a deserted bus stop and after just screaming “DO IT DONT BE A PUSSY DO IT” inside my head for the previous 2 days and that whole morning, I managed to garble it out.

because of the momentary miscommunication involved, sarah first thought I was issuing HER a callout about crushing on ME, yelled she was going to climb into a bush, then like did some mental math and hopped around wildly like an excited zoo gorilla = yes reciprocation!

at which point I just burst into tears

no that’s not an exaggeration. I cried. full shoujo anime girl reaction.

and…………then we started dating ahahaha THE END!!!!!!!

if any more of you have followed this blog since the dawn of time, I hope u enjoy this life update from us!!!! <3

[spockishot]

Tfw you are in denial about falling in love with your bff for months until she confesses to you while you are, no lie, in the middle of a fantasy about dating her… :’)

[spockishot]

Happy anniversary to that time i panicked and started climbing into a bush!!! Sure didn’t expect the year to be…Like This…. <3 <3 <3

[spockishot]

2 whole years!!!

[m-azing]

4 years suckas !!!!

[m-azing]

I don’t know why it’s so impossible to find my own post every time I want to add to it but anyway, we are engaged 👯‍♀️

[m-azing]

ya girls r MARRIED

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[knittykitty86]

@gothiccharmschool

[claymore1998qaq]

😆🫤

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[angelbabymikaa]

“no one’s forcing anyone to be gay!!” i am. everyone get gayer now.

[calchexxis]

On it boss. Freaky sapphic toxic transfem vampire sex is a-go.

[amarguerite]

🎶 there is power in a union 🎶

[loth-catgirl]

put up a statue of this woman actually

[whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk]

is she my role model or am i in love

[princessterf]

its always "unions are good" until the women get unionized 😔

[triforceofidiocy]

the post got taken down because the mods didn't want someone protecting themself from sexual assault to be up for moral debate

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone