Calculus @calculus-offical - Tumblr Blog

I am your worst nightmare

if anyone’s wondering, calculus is chaotic evil

he uses he/they/it pronouns

and it will try to strangle you in your sleep

and while you are trying to calculate the work required to pump all the water out of a full tank shaped like some nonexistent polygon

main is @not-linkachu, I’ll come up with more stuff later

math-offical

hehe

@calculus-offical

calculus-offical

*maths evilly*

capgras-delusion-offical

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

humidifier-offical

Afraid of being put into storage and never filled with clean, filtered, distilled water ever again

@drpepper-offical @penny-offical @twelfth-architect-official @hornet-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical

Open tags

penny-offical

Casinos being closed

and being stuck in a slot machine

@costa-rica-offical @math-offical @english-offical @mars-offical @fruit-salad-offical @vaporeon-offical @pokemon-offical

+ open tags

math-offical

Myself ._.

calculus-offical

me + my other blogs: @the-colour-green-offical, @tolkien-offical, @anakin-skywalker-offical, @eye-avatar-official, @your-local-vampire-guy-offical

@no-head-offical, @breadcrumb-offical, @britain-offical, @gay-news-offical, @gay-offical, @lesbian-offical

ivy-vinezz

2^9• -3 square root of 8😳 (asking fo a friend

-4344.46406361 ??????

idk go ask @math-offical

math-offical

Why do you think I'd know!?

calculus-offical

you should be asking me

not-linkachu

PLEASE SHARE THIS! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! A MAN’S LIFE IS ON THE LINE!

friendshapedplant

To summarize, Carlos Mendoza was put into ICE detention after being shot multiple times. They've neglected on feeding him and treating his wounds, and he's been transferred around multiple times. He's currently at the California City Detention Facility, which is notoriously dangerous. Carlos is still very much alive but needs immediate medical attention before things get worse.

Link to the petition: https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/ice-accountability-justice-for-carlos-mendoza

Link to support the Mendoza family: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-carlos-cindy-daughter-after-tragedy

Ian has also made a longer video going over more details about Carlos and what happened according to his sister-in-law and fiancee.

screwpinecookie

THERE WE GO THERES THE LINKS

rosaria-zip

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

artemisiamasterofnone

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

@soil-clown @jacksfoxevangeline @bonesgocrunchandsodoesmy @karochlebek @its06xand @yourmomsalright @caketheidiot @pomelo-verse-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @chocymilkmilo @caravalxjurdan240 @cami11e4450 @mail-jeev4s @qrxlvz and anyone else who sees this, get her some help FAST

caravalxjurdan240

@itzursafespace @stories-i-guess @flyerguardian @finnick-says-shit @the-badger-mole @colourobserver @randomfandomgurly @yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere @obsessivebookwormalert @peggytheblackcat @sleepy-ducks @goose-the-girl @nerdyblackcat @hermitrad @xcruelprincessx @venusoftheflytraps @v4nillapearl @nothinggggg7 @vanillafaye

obsessivebookwormalert

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

faewantscoffee

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor

ghostofconnell

@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold

con-the-kobold

@yourlocalavian

yourlocalavian

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato

maedaeeee

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

@nerd-alerts @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @beanzdabean @gremilnboxedin @p3skybirdd @boooootomatotomato @ianyourattic @thefabuloussalemwitch @eveessideblogfornonsense @wiltingtu1ips @wixenfelloff @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @cantspellanexitey

vickysnowpawz

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

@vixiestarfrost @obsidiansandwich @cosmoseyekon @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @beanzdabean @potatoanarchist @wiltingtu1ips @phoenixrainsfire413 @shadey-rper @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @p3skybirdd @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @silvertheindignantfox @st4ry3mi @eb-or-echo-part-2 @mellowphilosephersword @unablebagel @lilonceleriscool124 @lilmushroom779 @rainbowfeather314 @silvertheindignantfox

volume-down

come on

@writingwithoutconfidence @randomperson2009 @rlinnl @teathattast @theonebtweentheshadows @tehizel @temisjanaina @obsidiansandwich @orcaraminga @one-million-beers @angelist @soda-imp @st4ry3mi @firefly247 @gbee333 @hailey1972 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @l-zah1ra @lmanburglogs @lexi-arts @lunathetunaaa @ludwigwormwood @coisinha1-14-1 @vixiestarfrost @burnttoast7272 @nicoscoffee @novnovv + everybody ever

soda-sprite-deactivated20260519

we can do this!! @st4ry3mi @vita-min-buniii @stxrrstrxx @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @galacticstag literally @everyone!!!

mychemicalplatonicrelationship

@chr0nically-b0red @iiiidiotnathanieliii !!!

chr0nically-b0red

@lelethetopicchanger @walking-mushroom @ilikeweirdandcoolthings @redwine-supernova @crowshapedfae @coraxoxo @crystaluna @alex-the-cryptid @buzzycrow @biromantic-mango-stuff @eb-or-echo-part-2 @ella3clipse @greendayyy1039 @jamiethewriter2026 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kurobkasa @litterallymoony @madmaddyslays @moro-thekebab-noodles @non-alchoholic-tequila @queen-of-the-sewers @relinquished-roses-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @stephanieyumyum @the-king-of-kaumidy @waitingonabook @whackybird-offical @xxal13n0p055umxx @zigggyxxx

litterallymoony-deactivated2026

@m1154 @fuyu-art @buyuflowers @badabadaboom21 @redheadeatsbread @ashylittlebookworm @imkindasleepdeprived @historicallyroomates @ninjitheninjaturtle @withutterdisdain-landen @the-stars-are-never-far-away @trashmammal06 @siriuslyepicrunner4 @0llierawr @eyes-without-a-face-99 @illicit-poet @their-inkedskin @brosaraccon @rxmuslxpins @named-after-a-planet @raynilikescats @mothwingsmayy @kayathebay @fictionalsimp09 @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @mackonfire @rosalieavarez @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @plumpleberry @emerveiller-v @buzzycrow @whatonearthisgoingon @munchable14 @sophi-spilled

the-sun-will-rise-again-tomorrow

MOOTS I SUMMON THEEEEEEEEEE

@tharandomdude @kanyaiwaizumi27 @nottodayupstarts @sadboisabito @pheracy @shobio-enthusiast @orangeflowerr @rubieeyes @evilwarriorss @idontknow1000000000 @crowley86 @spacejammie-eimmajecaps @oztoft @sunny-omor1 @strawberrysat0ri @dude-who-likes-dudes @jnadvich @thatweirdnumber @jupiterrr33 @grapeflavoredraisins @yourboyfriendsvcks @its-julessssss @rosewater-arts @miamystique @h34rtsfromr4y @3thereality @fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @bennybuttonboy @kingofkaumidy2 @eyes-without-a-faceee @imlostinyour-iris @comfortlesscharacter @0llierawr @factsofdeath @asteroidlosersstuff @asher-cherryblossom @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @deadpoetshouse @heraffe @lexxis-biceps @kiarapinksblog @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @weirdgayweevil @elevencherries @mellamolizzie @mayberenxoxo @wh1t3s1l45

robythecrow

LETS HELP A FELLOW HUMAN

@silly-fi5h-official @fractoluminescence @2-dragon @sagestressedcrow @bucky-barnes-at-221b @naut-of-the-cosmos @garageoctopus @justanaveragebi @jmcoolo @althekandikiwi @4lethia @thatweirdnumber

$fractoluminescence blog's avatar$

fractoluminescence

Go forth, my...uh...hmm what is something I like...

GO FORTH, MY ARMY OF FLUFFY LITTLE NOTEBOOKS!!

...

...I guess my moots are notebooks now 👍

(no pressure i won't judge)

@hauntieannes @theforgottennarrator @toxictaicho @entity-system @lilacwriter07

urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman

@eldest-daughter-syndrome @funkylittlebats @howardisawkwardlyexisting @demigoddumbass @thetravelingfrogwizard @myosotis-elinora @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @churchedcannibal @horse-with-wings

eldest-daughter-syndrome

(no pressure to anyone but I'm calling the whole squad)

@andimissmylovergirl @that-one-idiot-11 @onlypartiallysane @gone-crabbing @skysbelow @feed-your-dragons @theloverislost @expysudema-photography @madd-hatter @m1l0-l34f @loftwingofcrimson @blupeeblep @quoththewarlock @lunamilliesapphire @smorose @myosotis-elinora @ifyourlookingfora-sign-thisisit @ashed13 @bigshrimp11-blog @extra-extra-unhinged @hollowsphinx @apple-notplural @annicishana @thedefeatedrisestronger @inhonoredglory @not-linkachu @icantthinkstr8 @wrensreprise @snurphlee @hannisconfused @tea-cake-and-corvidae @everest-81 @the-eldestdaughter @horizon-penblade @burnininhell @silverwings-the-silly

the--starverse

me rn

null-the-void-monarch-offical

tf is that supposed to mean

not-linkachu

definitely not me wanting to calculate the work it takes to stretch that spring from it’s original length of 5 cm to 15 cm whaaaat