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in love with angst

[cale-need-self-love]

Came back to this acc after a long time & I wish to delete everything but too tired to do so..

[reneillcry-deactivated20231110]

Alberu: dongsaeng, get over here or I'll tell Choi Han Cale: what's he going to do? Choi Han: *proceed to grab Cale by the neck and carry him like a sack of potatoes*

[cale-need-self-love]

Cale: *Choke* Why the neck??? I prefer piggy back ride.

[surreality51]

Fanfic writers be like: goddamnit, this idea is so fucking sad it’s making me cry just thinking about it. Let me write it down so I can inflict it on others.

[cale-need-self-love]

screenshot of cage for her uniform but also Alberu bc I love him <3

[cale-need-self-love]

https://trash-of-the-counts-family.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Events_in_the_Original_Birth_of_a_Hero_Universe

It's quite useful

[fictional2dcharacters]

GUYS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

!Spoiler for ch 200 of the novel!

So I’m re-reading tcf and I’m at ch 200, the point of the Henituse war.

Clopeh’s armor just broke because Raon was attacking him, and he’s all, “There’s a dragon here!” Because he remembers what the Flame Dwarf Tribe told him when they gave him the armor;

‘This cannot defend against a Dragons Breath, but if should be able to guard against an average adult dragons magic’

AVERAGE ADULT?!? RAON IS SIX! And he hasn’t gone through his first growth phase yet!

Raon, at six years old, when using a large amount of his magic, SURPASSED THE POWER OF AN ADULT DRAGONS MAGIC.

Clopeh also goes on to the conclusion of; ‘the Dragon Slayer instincts were telling him something. An ancient dragon or one that was beyond that level. A dragon with at least that level of magic was here.’

‘There is another ancient dragon’

CLOPEH. THOUGHT THAT A SIX YEAR OLD DRAGON THAT HASN’T GONE THROUGH THE FIRST GROWTH PHASE WAS AN ANCIENT DRAGON.

THE GREAT AND MIGHTY RAON MIRU EVERYBODY!!

[chuunicalesimp]

Imagine white star suddenly getting transported to earth

LSH: oi kim rok soo whats with that ugly mask and hair. When did you dye it

WS: huh?! Who are you?

LSH: now that you have had your make over u stopped recognizing your own hyung? I am sad

*takes WS masks off*

LSH: now thats the rok soo i know. Don't wear this ugly mask. The hair well, it kindda looks ok? I guess . I'll let it pass.

WS: you bastard–

*CJS walks in*

CHJ: WHAT THE FUC-

Rok soo? you scared me, what's with that look!

*meanwhile WS is just dumbfoundingly looking at what these idiots infront of him are talking about*

[cale-need-self-love]

Cale/KRS: damn I was about to kill him,Where tf did he go?

Getting called by the divine balls: Oh my Hyung is calling.

Hey Choi J-..WTF?!

WS: Oh ho. Cale..So we have met again!

Cale getting worried for his Hyung: What are you doing there?!

WS: so I could kill uhhh..Actually I don't think your loved one is here.

Oh also I kinda don't know how to get home & these bitches are weird,Please help.

Choi Jung Soo tied up saying a random meme: Mom Pick me up I'm scared.

God of Dead watching them: How tf did white star get over there?!

Some random God: Sorry dude I made a mistake,Can you fix it for me?

God of Dead: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE PROBLEM SOLVER?!

Choi Jung Gun behind the random God holding a gloom while God of Dead run away from CJG for dear life.

Spirit Lee Soo Hyuk & Choi Jung Soo laughing their ass off.

[chuunicalesimp]

Umm so pink haired alberu?

[trashduchesshenituse-reblogs]

here are my offerings to you

sky blue haired alberu

green haired alberu

orange haired alberu

and red haired alberu-cale mix-up

[farmercale]

No matter what hair or skin color he have, our shining sun is still a handsome man!!

[maxirueee]

Okay but how about a Bald and Mohawk Alberu-

Anyone?

[maxirueee]

BALDBERU EVERYBODY

thank you for making this Volaria, I thank you from the bottom of my alberu heart

NOW GIMME A MOHAWKBERU

@trash-duchess-henituse @chunnicalesimp here u go

[trashduchesshenituse-reblogs]

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN

BALDBERU

[trashduchesshenituse-reblogs]

Actually...

Can someone write a crackfic where Alberu's Deepest Darkest Secret™ is that he's actually bald

[maxirueee]

Okay, everybody hold up- Now imagine

DELINQUENT HAIRCUT ALBERU

[cale-alberu]

Here ya go. You asked for it 😭😭

Cale if we show this to him: I don't know you can actually get a hair cancer pfft—

[maxirueee]

JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS

[farmercale]

Does anyone have a pic of the crying chibi where it's holding a piece of paper on first pic then it's hand was on it's chest on the second pic?? That's what I'm feeling right now.

[maxirueee]

@farmercale here you go

[icyteaa]

OML I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM 😭😭😂😂

[trashduchesshenituse-reblogs]

THIS FANDOM IS ON CRACK 25/8 I LOVE IT

[maxirueee]

This is how we do TCF

[annerisk]

Every day I open tumblr early just to see what the hell happened to this thread

[chuunicalesimp]

It started with one

One hair color change 😂😂

[maxirueee]

Summary of the whole post: Due to the heavy toxicity of constantly changing hair colors Crown Prince Alberu became bald and tried to reflect his ways by becoming a monk, realizing everything he ended up wearing a Blonde Pompadour wig to hide his embarrassment.

[maxirueee]

Giving my whole credits to Dee for introducing the indian movie in our discord server about a guy getting killed and turning into a fly, and will potentially make it into a crack AlbeCale fic. Thank you Elliott my twin for the Meme masterpiece.

FLYBERU EVERYONE

[maxirueee]

BRUH I CAN'T.

I JUST CAN'T! I HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO THE WHOLE WORLD!! OR ELSE I'D REGRET IT FOREVER.

ELLIOT MY TWIN BROTHER YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME FOR THESE FLYBERU EDITS I CANT WITH THIS Y'ALL. IT SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WITH THE OTHER BERU'S

(I shall tag you when I find your tumblr my twin bro)

Ya'll watch the movie Eega while thinking of Cale, Alberu and Clopeh, you're welcome.

[o0phylyra0o]

I believe we already established that TCF is one fandom where crack rules over the other genres?

Also, can you please do that scene where the bee flies with a needle to stab the villain in the eye and just stops like one millimetre before the sharp point touches the iris. I'm not implying anything, but that needle could be taerang........

[astridevelynn]

The fly reincarnated two times😂😂

And someone please do the part where the fly was carrying that basket full of fun powder!? 😂😂 Like Alberu carrying a basket of gun powder for his Taerang🤣🤣🤣 NVM

@o0phylyra0o I can't- 🤣🤣🤣 like since Taerang can change into any weapon so yeah needle is fine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[cale-need-self-love]

THERE'S MORE 💀💀

[cale-need-self-love]

God of Dead & Choi Jung Gun in side story 6

[calenim]

the dynamic between the God of Death and his workers is so funny because brooooo youre supposed to be the boss of them, why are u scared 😭😭😭

[cale-need-self-love]

I bet God of Dead is hella powerful & strong but he’s just letting them beat him up since he knew it’s his fault.

My list of wish for the Author

1.Dragon half blood name

2.God of Dead name

3.More Kim Rok Soo or Og Cale

4.God of Dead backstory since it’s probably very important

5.Dragon half blood being happy :(

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[huntersoftheapocalypsis]

rt, to make my life easier

[murasaki-cha]

Dad Cale for the soul because the season finale hurts

[cale-need-self-love]

Ok so..

1.Is that Chinese outfit?

2.EVERYTHING JUST LOOK GOOD ON HIM

3. B O O B

[cale-need-self-love]

I wouldn't wait for Eruhaben so I edited Paseton.

Sorry Paseton~

Thank you for your sacrifice <3

[idioticjerboa]

[cale-need-self-love]

CHEF KISS

[cale-need-self-love]

How to Die Peacefully

AUTHOR: A Heartfelt Death

All of the world’s lifeforms are beautiful once they are dead. Do you wish to die? Follow me! Come learn about the easiest way to die..!

—Excerpt from How to Die Peacefully as seen by Cale Henituse

How to Die Peacefully is a divine item of the God of Death. It is in the form of a book

Me: God of Dead are you sure you're ok..?

Me finding out side story 6 came out & decided to read it: Woah God of Dead is cooler than I thought.

Yay more father figure <3

*Sob & have breakdown in daddy issues*

Side story 6 SPOILER

The God of Death displayed a smile on his lips.

“So I can’t answer your question.”

“…More than anyone else.”

The Sun Goddess asked in a calm voice.

“Aren’t you the god who searched for a way to die more than anyone else?”

“Haa.”

The God of Death took a deep breath and replied in an emotionless voice.

“I couldn’t find a way.”

The eyes of the God of Death slowly sank and revealed nothing. The voice out of his mouth also felt heavy, but did not reveal any emotion.

Me: HOLY SHIT..HE'S NOT FINE AT ALL! NOT EVEN SUN GOD/GODDESS.

WHY ARE ALL MY FAV CHARACTERS SACRIFICIAL/SUICIDAL OR DEPRESSED

WTF??? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE HAPPY FOR ONCE?!

[cale-need-self-love]

I wouldn't wait for Eruhaben so I edited Paseton.

Sorry Paseton~

Thank you for your sacrifice <3

[driftingfandom]

I thought we were starting another round of edit game, like the one done for Alberu 🤣🤣

[cale-need-self-love]

Gasp Should we???

We should do it but this time the sacrifice is Eruhaben or Paseton >:)

I wanna see how high is everyone right now

Bc the last round of edit game..

You guys were on somethings..I don't know want crack y'all had but give me some 🙏✨️

[driftingfandom]

I have no editing skills but I too want whatever the crack the Alberu edit was on

Let's see what the fandom can do 🤣

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

THROWING MY HAT INTO THE RING WITH Harvest Moon Harvest Goddess Paseton

[reneillcry-deactivated20231110]

What about bald?

Forgive me for the background

[cale-need-self-love]

HIS HEAD BUILD LIKE A DAMN PEANUT 💀✋

[peculiarphantomphoenix]

I think KRS!Cale figured out how to wear clothes pretty early but just either let his parents dress him or be naked because he's lazy.

[cale-need-self-love]

Clopeh hiding under the bed after hearing Cale would be naked:

[flowerchild2056]

Wow okay, didnt expect to see choi han crying but please look at him SOBBING RN

[cale-need-self-love]

PUPPY IS CRYING </3