The Man Who Would Be McKing

Just another tumblr. You don't need to see my identification. Move along.

[cosmopoliturtle]

Leviathan Lordship - Monster Hunter Wilds

[yehudah]

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

[yehudah]

me

[blightedbaedling]

Visit Original Link

[cosmopoliturtle]

Yule Lads

[cosmopoliturtle]

Smaugust Batch #02

6. Guardian - 7. Sharp - 8. Harvest - 9. Highland - 10. Savanna

[oak23]

i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount

[oak23]

How can you read "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" as a closeted teenager and not be changed on an atomic level because of it

[visenyaism]

however nothing I can come up with on my own will ever be my favorite drinking game in the world which we came up with in grad school. the rules are simple: we get our friend to start infodumping about the collective works of jrr tolkien and then take a sip every time they introduce a new distinct proper noun. shit will send you to the moon

[saccharinescorpion]

talking about Rosie The Riveter, fun fact: while the We Can Do It picture has become the most-well known depiction of her in modern times, it wasn’t really a famous image when it was made–in fact, it wasn’t even intended to be her

the most famous depiction of Rosie The Riveter during WWII was probably Norman Rockwell’s painting 

note what she’s resting her foot on

[septemberequinox]

i fully support anti-fascist/anti-nazi butch lesbian rosie the riveter

[memewhore]

[fuckblast]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

[dragonessmiralis]

They’re opening the largest one from 1975 in like a month

[starryvioletnight]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like five days

[warden-draws-sometimes]

Theyre opening the largest one from 1975 in four days

[smileycube]

so guess who went to the time capsule

[smileycube]

photos of the inside (part 2/?)

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photos of the inside plus some of the items from the time capsule (part 3/?)

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items from inside the capsule. guy on the Capsule Team (event volunteers, i imagine) said that this old beat up car was in the pyramid part of the capsule rather than in the underground chamber. iirc, you could pay a dollar to dent the car and then write your name on it— but window breaking was off limits! (part 4/?)

[smileycube]

items inside the capsule. these were all stored in the house of davisson (another community project by the guy who made the time capsule). there were masks provided for anyone with health issues and it was super hot inside (part 5/?)

[smileycube]

items inside the capsule. the paper has a list of some of the items in the capsule— the parking ticket for the car is a personal fave. had to take a short break from posting images because some kids blew up the park port-a-potty again. such is life (part 6/?)

[smileycube]

more shelves of time capsule items! there were a lot of company donations. in the last pic, you can see the original groundbreaking shovel (part 7/?)

[tuot]

IS THAT A FUCKING. DISNEY'S LITTLE MERMAID STICKER ON PHOTO NO. 8 ON PART 6???? NEAR THE SESAME STREET FINGER PUPPET????????

[tuot]

LIKE. I'M NOT IMAGINING AM I?????

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[visenyaism]

Participated in hoagiefest today EAST COAST BEAST COAST

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[gemstone-gynoid]

While pey wet is as good as gravy, he still put regular gravy on the babby's yed meal. Not so state of the art now is it, the pey.

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[cosmopoliturtle]

Caligo, Miasma of Night - Elden Ring Nightreign

[animate-mush]

In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

[kungfunurse]

Holy smokes it’s true

Builder.ai collapses after revelation that its "AI" was hundreds of engineers

Builder.ai has collapsed under the weight of several deceptions, ending the rise of a British startup once heralded as a pioneer in democrat

[dimoverdelerium]

way too good to leave in the tags

[touchstonelevity]

[shortgremlinman]