You're Standing on My Neck

I'm 31 and stuck in retail hell. I am multi-fandom. What I focus on changes as quickly as the weather in Upstate NY. Which is frequently. Formerly daariamorgendorffer.

[freakxwannaxbe]

There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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[lovingempress]

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

[shieldmaiden19]

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

[severalowls]

I think it’s great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.

[aquilaofarkham]

alucard at the michaels halloween display what will he buy

[aubrey-plaza]

As the world fell…each of us in our own way was broken.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD 2015 | dir. George Miller

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[liberalsarecool]

Never normalize Nazis.

[fanfckery]

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.

[suicunesrider]

Like don’t get me wrong, that’s nicer than the idea that Americans are split pretty 50/50 on such issues…. but that’s still 3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country.    6% is a nice, softened way of saying “over 1 in 20 people”.

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[justcatposts]

Cuddling with their tails intertwined! 😍 

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[nyctoheart]

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

[sufficientlylargen]

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that she’s thinking of getting a tattoo.

“Oh,” I say. “Of what?”

She looks a bit awkward. “Um. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?”

Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like it’s some new thing that’s just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. “Uh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. I’ve been on Tumblr for a while.”

“What’s Tumblr?” she asks.

Guys… I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didn’t ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.

[transgender-mp3]

Pinterest. It’s Pinterest.

[queen-of-dirt]

What is happening

[ghost-slut18]

as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school. 

[sunshinesteves]

i’m getting war flashbacks

[roseverdict]

THE ANCIENT TEXTS

[bonescaro]

“what’s tumblr” THEYRE JUST. ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS OF TUMBLR. ON PINTEREST. ITS STILL TUMBLR ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS

[crtter]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[stardustmelodies]

needs more lens flare

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[imsopopfly]

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

[see-ya-byebye-deactivated202105]

bi person: i headcanon this character as bi

y'all: ok

bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi

y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight

bi person:

[itched]

this is unrealistic, people get pissed after just the first part where you headcanon the character as bi

[last-to-the-orgy]

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[squishfrog]

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

[whatsallthisnow]

What the hell kind of cow is that?

[william-snekspeare]

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[danielle-ml]

best.

[durbikins]

[rhymeswithbacon]

[meeko-mar]

I’ve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmore…it’s so saddening.

[verymememuchimpresswow]

P r e a c h

[angiethewitch]

you know what really gets me about this? there’s a photograph. people think the genocide of indigenous people was centuries ago, but here is proof that it happened when photographs were existent. proof that white imperialism was alive and kicking when photographing things was available. while the original events were longer ago than the carving, the defacing of sacred land is still happening.