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I want a phoebesilas spin off narrated by alisa
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I don't want Evangeline to be his real One True Love. Don't get me wrong, if Evajacks isn't endgame I'm going to cry a river, but I don't want a it was always you, all this time and it was you scenario.
I think that either Aurora put this curse on Jacks, and will eventually remove it, or that she will help in it's removal, at least (my version of the timeline says the Valors were sealed during Ballad of Archer and Fox, so). I want Donatella to be the girl his curse chose, and Evangeline to be the one he did.
Because when forced, love doesn't work out. SG has said that multiple times. Once, directly in the fairytale, once by example of Apollo, once by Lala forcing herself to love other people, and once by Jacks' attempts to love Tella and to get her to love him.
And when you think about it, isn't Evangeline being his One True Love just the curse forcing Jacks to love her? Isn't that just his curse saying that hey, last time was a false call, this one isn't, love this girl or suffer forever?
I want Jacks to choose Evangeline, despite the fact that she's isn't the girl that will survive his kiss. I want him to choose Evangeline for her, and not for her ability to survive his curse. I want him to choose, and be rewarded for it by his curse being lifted because they tried. Because they love each other, and found a way. Not destiny. Not a it-was-meant-to-be. Just them, and the love the love they have for each other.
I want them to be proof, that every story has infinite endings, and even if the world tells you that no, this isn't supposed to happen, you can carve out a happy life for your story. They have suffered too much to be apart, and too much to be just given this ending on a silver platter, and a simple happily ever after isn't for them, the boy who was forged of heartbreak and the girl who believes love a never-ending battle.
I want to pin this idea to the top of everything because you have literally opened my eyes to this beautiful and miraculous point.
Initially, it would have disappointed me to know that Evangeline wasn't Jacks's One True Love after all. But I love this idea so much more and I only hope that this is true!
Anyone can choose who their true love is. It's such a hopeful message, so thank you for providing this insight 💖💖💖
art by @hachandraws
What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself
I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)
Also the concept of the Prince over the course of like… a couple hours hanging out with Cinderella going from ‘Haha nice I really like you’ to ‘oh fuck i can tell from context clues alone that your home situation is FUCKED UP’ it’s good shit ‘I have just met you but ON GOD I’m gonna get you out of there beautiful mystery woman’ cinderella makes desperately yelling into the night ‘how can I find you again!??!’ when she’s taking off that much more poignant really
He’s been trained to read the room. To read the context clues. To read politics and scheming and planning and people. He’s a Prince, it’s either that or accidentally drink poison by age 15. And he reads her and …
She’s impossibly wealthy. The dress isn’t a fabric he can recognize, but it’s beaded with cut diamonds, faintly milky opals that shimmer with a rainbow, little pale aquamarines, and somewhere are little bells gently ringing with each step - he’s a Prince and he can’t afford to dress like that. The slippers ring too … there is nothing like that crafted by the hands of humans. That’s fairy stuff. She has an in with them that eclipses royal politics. She is powerful in the Old Ways.
All this wraps around the poorest woman he’s ever seen in his entire life, and he’s seen some very, very, poor people in his time.
Poor in money, but poor in “oh you poor thing!” as well. This is someone who has been robbed blind. This is someone who carried themselves waiting for the lash, for a browbeating, for harsh, cruel, abrupt, punishment.
He expects her to be haughty, or hard, or meek or… something else… but she’s just nice. She’s just … nice.
The rigid posture comes out of his back, his tongue unsticks. She’s like sitting by the embers of a low, calm, fire. He feels warmed and rested simply speaking to her. He wonders if it’s magic, and it might be, but if it is it is magic that is her own.
And that terrifies him, because he’s trained to see these things and he knows someone with a cruel hand is waiting to douse her, and snuff her, and beat the last glimmer out of her shining eyes - eyes that put that dress to shame and and and and… she’s gone.
Oh god, she’s gone. It will be all over her sweet, kind, warm face that she transgressed and … oh god they’ll kill her, whoever they are. This will embarrass them and if there’s anything he knows, it’s that you don’t humiliate someone who has power over you and walk away unscathed.
And all he has is a fairy slipper that will only ever fit her foot (it’s not merely shoe size, it’s a kind of spiritual fit as well), and the vain hope that he can keep such a bright light from burning out. It doesn’t even touch his heart that what he’s feeling is a kind of pure philia, not until it enraptures him soul to bones, all at once. Oh god, oh no, oh shit… he’s reached well above his station, but…he can try to be good and worthy.
The way he sees it, sometimes even the strongest people can be brought low and need just… a little help. She had enough in her to do whatever she had to do to free herself of those evil relations if she had to, but she shouldn’t have to. There’s no glory in blood. Sometimes it’s okay for the ending to be happily ever after.
Secret Meeting 🌿
so for nanowrimo this year i decided to not write a novel but instead write a screenplay for my dream project, A MUPPET ODYSSEY, which is homer’s odyssey but it’s muppets, a la muppet christmas carol. i didn’t finish it :( but here’s some of it.
that’s from the teaser. this is the first scene:
odysseus makes it to the castle in phaeacia:
thanks for reading a muppet odyssey. if you enjoyed please hit that subscribe button and petition disney to let me write a muppet odyssey
thank you everyone for your kind response to a muppet odyssey. if i can muster the energy i’d love to finish it and pop a full script online for your viewing pleasure. alternatively, if anyone on tumblr works for the muppets studio please reach out to my agent (it’s just me in a hat).
some choice tags:
@yourfaveisamuppet you are a fucking genius.
@pyrite i did ultimately end up casting miss piggy as circe! i and some folks on twitter toyed with the idea of all the men on circe’s island being muppet pigs originally who she then turned into human people as punishment.
some more choice tags
@jmbeaubier seeing my muppetry analysed in this way has filled me with a joy beyond human comprehension. thank you.
@whydocowsfall (late response im sorry) so fun fact the 1997 odyssey miniseries actually featured special effects by the jim henson creature shop, and they created polyphemus! so i’m thinking major monsters like polyphemus will be special muppets, like the ghosts in muppet christmas carol, new designs just for the film. as funny as it would be to have polyphemus be like fozzie or something i think it would be genuinely epic to utilise the full hypothetical power of the jim henson company in this hypothetical universe where disney doesn’t snipe me into a little grease spot immediately for even considering touching their property.
to everybody who said they would love to read this / watch it / would pay money to read or watch it: i love you and stay tuned because i would love to finish this script and make it available to read. to everyone who said they wanted to show this to their classics professors please tell me what they think i would love to know.
more casting thoughts
the sirens are camilla and the chickens
i think penelope is janelle monáe and telemachus might be justice smith. muppet movies have mostly a precedent of casting major characters as humans and supporting characters as muppets, so as tempted as i was to cast miss piggy as penelope, i decided to keep with tradition. breaking up piggy and kermit is also possibly an offence punishable by damnation
@theodysseyofhomer‘s absolutely inspired ideas of sam the eagle as tiresias and statler and waldorf as scylla and charybdis will stick with me forever
the gods are all muppets. i believe hermes is rowlf. i had absolutely no reasoning for this i just liked the vibe. fozzie is zeus, because i like the idea of fozzie delivering doom but sounding like fozzie.
based on everyone’s encouragement animal has now been double cast as both himself (musician) and achilles in the underworld. but patroclus is a human man. that’s just for me.
more other thoughts
the tag line is “how many war crimes can one man kermit?”
Another concept
(to complement the fool)
vash noises are off the charts in the english dub oh my god lmfao
Jessie studies hard for her pokemon medical license exams.
THIS MADE ME CRY WTF SO CUTE ;0; this is domestic as fuck im losing my mind. Ash helping her study and Mr.Mime reluctantly tucking her in are you kidding me!!! Also I love that James and Meowth are flying a kite (reference to your other comic? 👀)
Also your bgs are so clean?? teach meeeee
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS
I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD
Let’s see
Manifest it babe!!! ❤️✨
Tarot Card Meanings for Career & Finances
A career question is just like any other query, so you may use any spread you like. I prefer the Celtic Cross, so I can see everything and everyone: the querent, their colleagues and their boss. It all boils down to accurate interpreting. Here are some tried and tested career meanings.
THE MAJOR ARCANA
The Fool – A new career path
The Magician – Living your dream career
The High Priestess – You already know the answer
The Empress – Ultimate financial abundance
The Emperor – Higher-ups favoring you
The Hierophant – Long-term job security
The Lovers – Two career paths to choose from
The Chariot – Progress leading to success
Strength – Hurdles will need to be overcome
The Hermit – Solo proprietorship
The Wheel of Fortune – Major windfall
Justice – Large-scale layoffs
The Hanged Man – Taking a sabbatical
Death – Major career change
Temperance – Breaking even
The Devil – Workaholism
The Tower – Bankruptcy
The Star – Getting a promotion
The Moon – Misunderstanding with superiors
The Sun – Career fulfillment
Judgement – Your true calling
The World – Being admired for your work
THE SUIT OF WANDS
Ace of Wands – Exciting new job
Two of Wands – Strategic thinking
Three of Wands – Everything as scheduled
Four of Wands – Stable job
Five of Wands – Conflict with colleagues
Six of Wands – Successful project
Seven of Wands – Being opposed at work
Eight of Wands – Overlapping deadlines
Nine of Wands – Crisis management
Ten of Wands – Busy period ahead
Page of Wands – Young entrepreneur
Knight of Wands – Athlete; fitness expert
Queen of Wands – Big name in start-ups/sports (female)
King of Wands – Big name in start-ups/sports (male)
THE SUIT OF CUPS
Ace of Cups – New job you love
Two of Cups – Office romance
Three of Cups – Work friends
Four of Cups – Boring job; job you hate
Five of Cups – A death in the workplace
Six of Cups – Going back to a former job
Seven of Cups – Applying at various companies
Eight of Cups – Leaving a job willingly
Nine of Cups – Receiving praise at work
Ten of Cups – Work that makes your family proud
Page of Cups – Young writer
Knight of Cups – Actor; director
Queen of Cups – Big name in the film/creative industry (female)
King of Cups – Big name in the film/creative industry (male)
THE SUIT OF SWORDS
Ace of Swords – A new job that is meant for you
Two of Swords – Having two offers to choose from
Three of Swords – Receiving harsh criticism at work
Four of Swords – Working from home/flexible hours
Five of Swords – Rivalry at work
Six of Swords – Business trip
Seven of Swords – Corporate theft
Eight of Swords – Working out of necessity
Nine of Swords – Stressful job
Ten of Swords – Toxic workplace
Page of Swords – Rumors at work
Knight of Swords – Violence/abuse at work
Queen of Swords – Ruthless boss (female)
King of Swords – Ruthless boss (male)
THE SUIT OF PENTACLES
Ace of Pentacles – New job that pays well
Two of Pentacles – Work-life balance
Three of Pentacles – Teamwork
Four of Pentacles – Subpar pay; downsizing
Five of Pentacles – Getting fired/laid off
Six of Pentacles – Unexpected bonus
Seven of Pentacles – Long-term investments/results
Eight of Pentacles – Passion for work
Nine of Pentacles – Self-made man/woman
Ten of Pentacles – Lasting wealth
Page of Pentacles – Intern; entry-level employee
Knight of Pentacles – Honest hard worker
Queen of Pentacles – Generous boss (female)
King of Pentacles – Generous boss (male)
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