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they/them | my ao3 21

[callmearies]

does anyone still use tumblr? i am writing fanfiction again for the first time in YEARS! and i'm excited about it

[maiisbored]

I find it incredible that just within 8 episodes, there are so many hints to Charlie’s struggle with food. And it’s something so subtle that most likely the only ppl who would notice are fans of the comics or ppl who have had that same experience as Charlie. Every time he’s anxious about something, we get a moment of dialogue where he says no to food: like the popcorn at the cinema, or the pizza where he’s confiding in Tori, & the numerous references to spending lunch in the art room so that ppl won’t notice that he’s not eating. I think it’s such good writing just like the comics

[drempen]

[814519]

the batman brainrot. idk if this has been (drawn) done before but another hc they def do this at some point of their life (maybe a routine before going around gotham)

[toothlesshat]

Live slug reaction and it’s me boy I’m the ps5 are so fucking funny because they became tumblr favorites in literal hours and the posts hadn’t even gotten to every blog yet imagine going to sleep thinking you’re used to tumblr’s bullshit then waking up to everyone slapping some nasty ass slug on pictures of gay people like ok guess we’re doing this now

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

obsessed with full of soup rat

[ismael5135]

mfs will be like "dude are you being gay right now?" my brother christ, the slug is right there.

[walrus-king]

[thisdarkhomeofghosts]

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[vivaciousarcanist]

[sepialunaris]

@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

[looney-mooney]

@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[squidpix6]

I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!

Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.

Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!

Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.

So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’

I’d say both are correct

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway 

[irredeemable-stew-deactivated20]

man i fucking love this long ass post about why doofenshmirtz should be able to date perry the platypus.

[kingsketchdoodle]

I forgot the theme of this post so many times until it was brought back up 😅

[thedudefromdownunder]

hang on, his name is Francis Monogram?

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

playing vr games on the ceiling would be epic too...

[not-close-to-straight]

👀👀👀

[creeeee]

my piece from 2019 for @cauldronzine that I never posted! sleepy draco and harry :)

[drarryspecificrecs]

2022.01 ~ Top 8 longest fics posted on AO3

1. Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword [E, 746k]

►Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything. […] With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans’ son, and she was one hell of a witch.

2. Gold Rush by @moonlightdrop [M, 126k]

►What started off as Harry becoming mesmerized by Draco in a coffee shop, suddenly turned into a whirlwind of crazy events. Harry eventually finds Draco filling every portion of his life, slowly realizing the hardships that’ll come with falling for him. From drunken mishaps to secret late night rendezvous to deadly family dinners—it becomes clear that there is so much more to Draco than Harry ever imagined.

3. Vodka and Therapy by Burneraccount539 [E, 106k]

►Harry Potter was gay. There was only one person who knows this. Dudley, whom Harry had reconnected with after the war. Which is why Dudley decided to take Harry out to a muggle gay bar, where Harry found a recently released Draco Malfoy.

4. The Place Where They Go by chunkno [T, 64k]

►After the second Wizarding War, Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts one final time to finish off their educations. Harry struggles do come to terms with being alive while many of his friends are not. Draco is having trouble dealing with the slander from his classmates due to his position in the war. Harry can’t help but take notice of Draco, and how much he has changed, and how much that confused him. Nightmares, Astronomy, paintings, and many lost sketches later, how will they act on their new found epiphanies?

5. Glass Half Full by Zee_Hawthorn [E, 50k]

►It had taken several more years to put into words how he felt about the man he had always considered a rival, an enemy, a first-class bastard for whom he had dropped everything. Because that’s what he’d done. Just before he’d holed up here with his drink and his loneliness for company.

6. All The Bad Dreams That You Hide (Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine) by Bluemask [E, 50k]

►Malfoy drops his head against the wall. “My life is falling apart, Potter, and I can’t do anything to stop it. And I know,” his eyes snap back to Harry, urgently. “I know I deserve it. I know it’s my fault. But it still sucks.” Harry would like to tell him that his life is also falling apart, but Malfoy wouldn’t understand, and that’s not entirely true. […]

7. Harry Potter and the Chariot of the Sun by Philosopherscribe [M, 49k]

►Hot on the trail of a Dementor-worshipping cult, Harry plays a dangerous game with an old enemy.

8. No Questions Asked by @redthoughtsblog [T, 48k]

►Harry is exhausted. The war is over, and yet, the Hogwarts house rivalry is worse than ever. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are at each other’s throats constantly, and Harry is just so tired of it. So, he takes matters into his own hands. After all, he was used to saving everybody - why not do it one more time?

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※ Word count: 1k ~ 15k

※ Word count: 15k ~ 40k

524 Days by @havingaverydrarryday [T, 35k]

(Dis)obedience by @beyondtheclose [M, 30k]

Bunny for the Weekend by Draco_Sodding_Malfoy [T, 19k]

Cascade by Avonne [M, 18k]

Insult by @drarrily-we-row-along [M, 21k]

Love in the Time of Blizzard by Tepantar [M, 31k]

Mortalitas by @onelatenight-longago [T, 29k]

Nobody Pinch Me by @dracoladon & @lazywonderlvnd [E, 17k]

Time and Time Again (I Run To You) by @nyxbee [T, 18k]

We May Never Speak Again But I’ll Always Remember This by @bewaare [T, 26k]

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[antigonehappy]

One of the issues I'm seeing right now in America, honestly, is that of our two parties, one is far-right and the other is liberal centre, and being dragged slowly to the right by the lobbyists and right-wing posturing. There is no leftist party to counterbalance this, meaning that what looks like political polarization is actually just parties hardlining their issues.

What it looks like is happening:

What is actually happening:

[art-cervinelich]

Inktober #5 was inspired by moku-youbi! Go read their Spidey-Pool fic and have your dormant otp revived, too!!

[cervinelich]

My art blog is hidden or whatever now pfff also someone said that link isnt working??

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11871867