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$LAYYYTER
if i look back, i am lost
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overstimulation as an act of devotion. giving you orgasm after orgasm to show you how wanted, how desired, how loved you are. i know, sweet thing. it’s so intense. it won’t stop. but that’s how my love is. insistent and powerful. an ocean at high tide. your moaning, screaming, crying, cumming shows me that you’ve received it. my love.
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life
wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
catherine the ordinary
the satisfactory white shark
Alexander the Fine
passable pyrenees
the meh lakes
The average pryamids of Giza
the So-So Dane
the lackluster horned owl
the 7 average non wonders
Le Régulier Destin d'Amélie Poulin
unremarkable ajax
you can only reblog this if you're not racist
As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.
my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.
this fanfiction shit easy af
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something
we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
for the uninitiated
everytime it's rained in the past month, I've thought about the 4 year long rain at the end of One Hundred Years of Solitude, which I read when I was 15. interesting how I remember now. how what you long for manifests thoughts like this.
Just wash it away. Wash it all away until there's nothing left. Wash it so clean that purity means something again. So if there is to be a new beginning, the slate is clean.
What do they put in water at Cobalt Soul because woah 😳
listen. they don't call her the "knowing mistress" for nothing ...
sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough
I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS
And also occasionally by pufferfish
I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.
Why am I still angry.
I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.
