you may have asked chat gpt but i asked Forrest Gump and he said in an Alabama accent that his mama always told him that life was like a box of chocolates cause you never know what you're gonna get
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you may have asked chat gpt but i asked Forrest Gump and he said in an Alabama accent that his mama always told him that life was like a box of chocolates cause you never know what you're gonna get
u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
Gaze upon your own reflection
love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"
jugglin my big naturals
people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
"Don't you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?" It sucked and it sucked and now I don't care. I just remember the sucking.
love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew
with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be
You need to touch saltwater
You guys are all aware that they trained people for those civil rights protests, right? That the people doing sit ins had to be trained to keep their cool as white people screamed invectives and pouring drinks on them? It was a very organized operation.
One of the greatest lies that recent American history has perpetuated is the idea that Rosa Parks was "just a tired Black woman who wanted to sit down on the bus" and not a motivated activist who trained with other civil rights luminaries and very intentionally got on that bus specifically to get arrested about it.
Can you think of a reason why they might not want you to know that the people staging sit-ins and getting arrested for sitting on the bus were trained and organized?
reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
this is also important for queer people who don't know anyone else there. let them bring their friend, even if the friend is cishet. many would rather not go at all, rather than go somewhere alone.
Few wars are won without allies
Literally such a funny concept
This is better than all Black mirrors combined.
Happy martin birthday
There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:
A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.
A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.
as of today (6/30/2025) this post was made over 1.2 million minutes ago. a billion minutes ago was still the height of the roman empire
i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby
kitty cat: *is soft*
me, who has petted this exact same cat at least a thousand times before: