I'm Taking A Break Forevermoreee

19// Acting Student // Kinda wanna make movies lmao // Joaquin Phoenix<3

[cosmicloak]

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[phainonkhaslana]

Listen. Since I’ve met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We’re caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I’m sure, I’m going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.

[filmgifs]

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (1981/1984)

[empress-of-snark]

I love one (1) man

[prolixitae]

::(more) nsfw/smut prompts

send in a member/character/number! (okay to reblog; do not claim any of these as your own!)

1. "We can do it with our eyes closed if that's better for you."

2. "You're making it really hard for me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

3. "No I do not always cum in my pants, that was the first time."

4. "I think the condom just broke."

5. "When were you gonna tell me you had a sex harness?"

6. "if you don't fuck the living daylights out of me in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to pass out."

7. "I'm gonna be so late but the thought of not tasting you right this very second just might kill me."

8. "I don't give two shits that we're in public and people are watching."

9. "That's it. I'm pulling out the big strap tonight." "You don't have a strap."

10. "I bought these glow-in-the-dark condoms and I have no one to use them with, are you busy tonight?"

11. "Sit on my face immediately."

12. "I need it." "Then you can ask nicely."

13. "I'm gonna get you off under this table and if you make a sound, you're in big trouble."

14. "I just can't help myself when you look like that."

15. "I give you my full permission to fuck me awake in the morning."

16. "Do you want the purple panties, or the red ones?" "I don't care, I'm gonna rip them off anyway."

17. "I might have seen this very moment in a wet dream once."

18. "God didn't put a g-spot in the asshole for nothing."

19. "I'm sorry I keep staring, but you're really the hottest thing I've ever seen in my entire life and I don't know what to do about it."

20. "Get this on camera. I want you to save it for later."

21. "If you won't finger me, then I'll just do it myself."

22. "I've never been this hard/wet in my life, what are you doing to me?"

23. "I wanna take my time with you tonight."

24. "Spit on it."

25. "I'm not trying to put you on the spot, but I'd really like to know why you have an entire album dedicated to hentai porn."

26. "Safewords exist for a reason. I'm gonna prove that to you."

27. "I know you can go harder than that."

28. "I'm the king/queen of aftercare." "Then prove it."

29. "You're being so good for me. I knew you could take it all."

30. "Did I let you eat my ass last night, or was that just a really good dream?"

31. "I love you, but I gotta admit, I think that's the weirdest kink I've ever heard of."

32. "Slow down, we're not trying to win a marathon."

33. "How do you expect me to concentrate when you keep rubbing your foot against my crotch?"

34. "Answer the phone. I dare you."

35. "Fine I'll admit it. You're the best fuck I've ever had." "I knew it."

36. "I'm not sure what you're doing, but I'll cum if you don't stop."

37. "See what happens if you rub your ass on me like that again."

38. "Will you show me how?"

39. "Do you have a daddy/mommy kink?" "No." "Do you want one?"

40. "I'm not used to being this sore."

41. "Are you sure you've never done that before?"

42. "My legs haven't stopped shaking since."

43. "That's a stain I'll have a hard time explaining later."

44. "You have no idea what you're getting yourself into." "Why don't you show me then?"

45. "I can't stop thinking about your mouth, and it's driving me nuts."

46. "They're gonna hear us." "Then I guess you better be quiet."

47. "I know we're just friends but you're sitting on my lap and I'm so sorry if I get hard."

48. "Are you asking me to fuck you stupid right here?"

49. "I've been missing these panties for weeks, tell me why I just found them in your drawer."

50. "Let me show you how much I've missed you."

51. "I'm no expert, but I don't think this is very legal."

52. "Use your words like a good boy/girl."

53. "Next time, say that when I'm inside you."

54. "I love it when your eyes roll back like that."

55. "Does it hurt? Tell me to stop if it hurts."

56. "Next time you wanna think about fucking me that good, I'm calling my lawyer."

57. "Did you like it?" "Would you judge me if I said I did?"

58. "I'm not here for small talk, I'm here to fuck your brains out."

59. "How mad would you be if we took a break for pizza rolls?"

60. "Your tongue? Incredible. 10/10, would recommend."

[ren-ofthesith]

So I kind of want to write some short pieces with these prompts!

So request any Joaquin Phoenix character and a number! :D

[irndad]

life’s too short to be embarrassed you read x reader fan fiction. live ur life and date as many imaginary boys as u want

[littletroubledgrrrl]

What’s wrong with “x reader” fanfiction?

[ren-ofthesith]

Nothing, but in a lot of ship heavy fandoms people think its “cringy” to read X reader fics :P to the point that lots of people get harassed for “self shipping”.

So either people hide the fact that they enjoy X Reader content or they bypass it altogether 😔

[sunnysideanon-deactivated202003]

soft asks to get to know people

what song makes you feel better?

what’s your feel-good movie?

what’s your favorite candle scent?

what flower would you like to be given?

who do you feel most you around?

say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

what color brings you peace?

tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

what calms you down?

what’s something you’re excited for?

what’s your ideal date?

how are you?

what’s your comfort food?

favorite feel-good show?

for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

compliment the person who sent you this number.

fairy lights or LED lights?

do you still love stuffed animals?

most important thing in your life?

what do you want most in the world right now?

if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

what would you say to your future self?

favorite piece of clothing?

what’s something you do to de-stress?

what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

what movie would you want to live in?

which character would you want to be?

hugs or hand-holding?

morning, afternoon or night?

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

[darling-i-read-it]

Uh these are adorable

[jokerjoaquinphoenix]

James Mangold is set to direct Indiana Jones 5. Imagine if Mangold & Joaquin collaborated again on this. It would be something…

First pic: River Phoenix, Harrison Ford & Steven Spielberg on the set of Indiana Jones. The Last Crusade.

Second pic: River & Harrison Ford on the set of Mosquito Coast.   

[darknessisafriend]

Reblog with your Joaquin (or his characters) wallpaper

I’m just curious and looking for nice photos too ;) Here’s mine !

[calususss]

[theforcekeepers]

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

[wreckedupbarnes]

This also applies to baristas

[kimchicutie-deactivated20180618]

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit. 

I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.

5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.

Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.

So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

[housebuiltbyghosts-deactivated2]

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!! 

also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this. 

[cartoonkatelyn]

I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw). 

Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.

But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).

Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.

So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.

[somethingnottooclever]

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

[sailornightfury]

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

[obstinate-nocturna]

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

[iopele]

I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one. 

but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

[minnigem]

I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.

cut this shit out

[willowfae82]

don’t be that kind of asshole.

[untapdtreasure]

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!

[forgetsuperman]

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

[cowthropologist]

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.

[voltspice]

Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.

90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.

When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!

[40yodater]

Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important! 

I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim. 

[greenteamoon]

I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.

[cleverclovers]

I’m allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.

Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.

[prismatic-bell]

I actually have customers who say they’ll only eat at my restaurant when I’m there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in “I will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,” if someone says the words “I have an allergy.” I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was “I guess you shouldn’t change your gloves … . ?” On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there’s a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you’re moving as fast as we do, I’ll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there’s a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you’ve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don’t play around.

Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you’re a complete asshole I won’t risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don’t do it. If someone’s a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don’t play with their health.

[tired-philosopher]

DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E

[iambloggingthat]

Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person’s life. Don’t be a dick, give the person what they ordered

[blueberryymacadamia]

yes, finally this is on my dash

[toothyblowjob]

luckily i haven’t had many problems with this but if someone gives me an “accidentally” non-decaf drink after i’ve taken my meds I WILL OVERDOSE. don’t fuck with ppl’s orders.

[haunteddhowell]

i have severe allergies to gluten and dairy and large amounts of sugar make me really sick, and i cant imagine what would happen if someone did this to me. dont scroll past this.

[foolblue]

My partner is extremely gluten intolerant, and really badly sensitive to it. He’s very chill about the whole thing, but every time we go out to eat, a part of me is absolutely terrified - it wouldn’t kill him, but I can’t bear to see him in the pain that he goes through when he accidentally has gluten

[rainbowbutterfrosting]

Imma just… hit that reblog button.

[weblena-for-life]

My mom has fibromyalgia & is allergic to gluten & whitenol(however it’s spelled),the stuff that’s put on salads/lettuce to help keep it fresh. It’s not a severe allergy,but if she eats too much of either,then it will cause her to break out in a painful rash,& can sometimes cause the fibro to flare up. She’s learned what to avoid eating,& most restaurants are helpful if need be. The biggest problem she’s had has actually been several doctors she’s seen about her fibro. Quite a few had such a superiority complex & arrogance that they’d barely listen to her & ended up making things worse with what they prescribed. So yes,restaurant staff can be bad,& as I’m sure we’re all aware,doctors & hospitals can be just as bad,if not worse. Stay safe everyone.

[thehugwizard]

Be safe friendos

[babysimpala]

Reblog to help others

[ren-ofthesith]

When @ajokeformur-ray comes to visit I’m gonna be the LOUDEST about ensuring her safety when we eat out. Gluten intolerance is NOT A JOKE. I’ve already been asking my favorite restaurants their policy on gluten free items and thankfully a few are very strict and I trust them.

All of these stories are horrifying and people need to respect that people arent being pretentious. And if they are who cares?

[valtsv]

the fact that i’m not reclining leisurely in a four poster bed in a silk robe with a low plunging neckline sipping a glass of wine with my vampire lover who rails me on the regular right now is extremely depressing and utterly unacceptable

[curiouswildi]

Joaquin Phoenix speaking Spanish at the slaughterhouse where he helped liberate a cow and her newborn calf

(via youtube @farmsanctuary )

[maristela1968]

I am just thinking about how great would be a "The Postman Always Rings Twice" remake, set in current days, featuring Joaquin Phoenix and Margot Robbie. Please let me dream.

[bebx]

Johnny Depp is innocent

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'VE KNOWN JOHNNY DEPP AND TOOK AN OPEN STAND FOR HIM OR SPOKE OF HOW GOOD AND GENTLE HE WAS

Vanessa Paradis

Lily-Rose Depp

Kate Moss

Winona Ryder

Paul Bettany

Alice Cooper

J.K.Rowling

Zoe Kravitz

Jude Law

Gwyneth Paltrow

Dakota Johnson

Tim Burton

Helena Bonham Carter

Judi Dench

Angelina Jolie

Michelle Pfeiffer

Gore Verbinski

Armie Hammer

Kate Winslet

Alison Sudol

Ezra Miller

Geoffrey Rush

Kaya Scodelario

Javier Bardem

Penelope Cruz

Anne Hathaway

Orlando Bloom

Kiera Knightley

Marilyn Manson

Patti Smith

Paul McCartney

Doug Stanhope

Alysson Paradis

Geoffrey Rush

Sacha Baron Cohen

Kevin Smith

Kevin McNally

Keith Richards (basically Jack Sparrow's dad)

Lori Anne Allison

Juliette Binoche (activist by the way)

Joe Rogan (radio interview)

Robert Downey Jr.

Victoria Mary Clarke

Shane Macgowan

Joe Perry/ Tommy Henriksen (his Hollywood Vampire friends)

Danny Huston, his co-star in The Professor, said when he met Johnny Depp he "fell in love instantly. There is a short film on the making of The Professor. All of the actors praised Johnny.

being a fan of Johnny Depp is one of the things I‘m most proud of about myself. I never, for once, doubt him. always stood by his side since the beginning of all this shit despite ppl sending me death threats. I will always be there for him. he IS innocent. The fact he’s still so strong and remains so sweet and gentle despite everything he’s been through. He is my hero.

Justice for Johnny Depp

[jokerfleckcanchokeme]

CAN JOAQUIN JUST KISS ME LIKE THIS PLS

It's not faaiiiirrrrrrrr 😫😭

[ren-ofthesith]

@girl-next-door-writes when we write something for Abe this Is all I'm going to think about lolol

[thechekhov]

Having the “mom-friend override” seems great until you realize it’s actually a developed coping mechanism from years and years of putting other people’s emotional needs before your own. (:

[gendervibes]

[batmanseyeshadow]

oh my god

[mijachula-deactivated20200531]

@nothing-but-a-comedy our catholic asses running to confession to tell the hot priests about our naughty dreams “bless me father for i will sin” type shit