don't call my name, don't call my name, Armando

Shitposting crab

[jca-archive]

Takashi Yamazaki, 1986

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[funny-tik-toks]

[februarytrash]

Matching manicure with stone crab

[animentality]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

306.81 and 595.36

marriage and crabs

[roach-works]

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

[fortunes-haven]

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

[foreststarflaime]

I want the Barbossa dog on sot so bad he’s so cute

[beggars-opera]

I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though

[beggars-opera]

I love that I gave 0 context for this and 700 people still went "yeah that's a vibe"

[herpsandbirds]

Them Eat Crab.

[bedupolker]

every maryland friend group looks like this

[ghost-mantis]

Hey guys, an extremely fucked up new crab just dropped! Look at them beady ol’ eyes!

[foxydunsparce]

[beggars-opera]

I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though

[beggars-opera]

I love that I gave 0 context for this and 700 people still went "yeah that's a vibe"

[famouspainterwombat]

[crow821]

Hot Damn that is downright Sexy to watch

[nudityandnerdery]

Me, about halfway through the video: "Oh, holy shit, this is so coo- IS THAT ON FIRE?"

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

646.5

millinery (hatmaking)

[isuggestcarcinization]

ough oh ah yeah oh yeah ya yes yes yes yesssss

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

595.36

crabs

[beemovieerotica]

let me do the soundtrack for this film

[beemovieerotica]

everyone's a fucking critic

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[spookier11]

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶You're a beautiful crab! I can sense it!🎵

[shiftythrifting]

A small price to pay for (Tiffany) crab