Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
I LOVE HOW THIS POST STARTS OFF SO NORMAL AND THEN-
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Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
I LOVE HOW THIS POST STARTS OFF SO NORMAL AND THEN-
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
World Heritage Post
Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people
please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.
USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.
This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:
ActionAid India
SEEDS India
GlobalGiving
Raise India (Project Tapan)
Ok, we got more Raiders news, so it’s time for another Raiders yap. This time, I want to focus on Gadgets! From the Treehouse, it seems like there will be fifteen gadgets with each one being assigned to a different tank.
Even though we were only told the name and function of 9 of them, we still have seen all of them in some way, shape, or form. Let’s start with the 9 that were shouted out first:
Blast Boot— A variant of Splashdown. You pick a location in front of you, you jump there, and cause an explosion with a fairly small base paint radius. We see in the Treehouse that there is a customization option where it has extra explosions like torpedo.
Dash Bomb— You get sent far in a direction, presumably controlled via the joystick, and leave an explosion where you once were. Very similar to the Grizzco Dualies’ dodge roll.
Booyarang— Can be launched and idles in place for a moment before returning to the player, dealing damage when hitting enemies. My personal favorite Speed Gadget so far, reminds me of the Cutter ability from Kirby (specifically Forgotten Land, but I admittedly haven’t played many Kirby games).
Splatchet— The player lunges forward with a horizontal slash that can pierce shields. It seems that running into enemies while lunging before the slash still does damage. Has a vertical slash gadget part ability. Current poster child for Gadgets.
Splatellites— Surrounds the player with 8 balls of ink that spin in a circle. They do damage to enemies, provide some floor paint, and will stay orbiting around the player as they move (unless an gadget part is applied that makes it stationary. We see this later in the Direct during the customization section).
Spinwheel—Spins forward after being launched, damaging and knocking back enemies it hits. When launching, you can also make it lock on to boss salmonids. In some Treehouse gameplay, it can be seen moving through a scrapper. It functionally seems to be a larger slower curling bomb with extra bells and whistles.
Shot Pot— A turret that once thrown locks onto enemies who are in range while it’s active. So far the one that benefits the most from the customization system imo.
Bombloons— A large airborne bomb that detonates when shot. Can launch more than one at a time, and all present bombs are linked with a thick line that does damage to enemies in between. Basically Bubble Blower plus the chaining feature Bomb Kirby had in Forgotten Land. Current favorite Gadget.
Tether Wail— A Killer Wail 5.1 laser that connects from where it’s placed to your tank. Salmonids that are in its way take damage, so will have interesting strategy when positioning.
Now from here on out we’ll be mostly relying on gameplay snippets and context clues. We can get a lot from some of these but it isn’t everything. We might not be able to tell what parts of the Gadget are their base function or are added on gadget parts. There are currently two gadgets where we have a name and gameplay to look at.
The first, and more self explanatory one is the Meteor Mitt. We see it as the example of building Gadgets in the Direct and is paired with the power tank. It is basically a splashdown with the exception that it goes higher, takes longer to hit the ground, and has a bit of in-air movement capabilities. The second Gadget is revealed to be called the Hi-Fiver in the Treehouse and I honestly wish they used it there because the direct wasn’t very insightful to me. It’s assigned to the tactical tank and appears to remain stationary, launching 5 lines that are very reminiscent of line markers. I can only assume they do damage but it’s really hard to tell.
The rest of these we only get gameplay for so from now I’ll be covering the next four from least to most vague. The first one I want to cover is the final power tank Gadget and the one we see on the splatfest art that I personally like to call the Conch Cannon. In the direct we see an airborne octoling use it to launch a massive ball of ink at two flyfish. We can see the user charging it up, with the ring marking where it will go changing from grey to white to the player’s ink color. It seems the shot can be released at anytime, but does more damage the longer it’s held. The trajectory seems to have a bit of an arch as well.
Next are the final two speed gadgets. Ironically, the one shown off less times is the one that’s more clear to me. It looks like a variant of the Zipcaster and is used to grappling hook onto the side of a stinger. The player is sent airborne after instead of sticking because the pot it grappled to was destroyed. I’m not sure if the player would be able to stick to surfaces because of the cooldown though. It also can be used more than once before needing to cooldown in the gameplay we see as shown by the dots overtop the Gadget meter. I’m interested to see how long it’ll take before people can get themselves in ridiculous spots with this thing.
The one that’s shown off more often is really confusing to me. In the first shot we see it, it behaves very similarly to the Dash Bomb, except it launches the player vertically instead of horizontally. What got me though is that when the player turns to look at where they came from, there is a whirlwind left behind, and the character behaves the same way they would if Deep Cut launched them. Granted, this is during the customization section, so the odds that these are all base effects are unlikely. The second time we see it though, it behaves exactly like a Dash Bomb??? The player uses it to fling themselves off a ledge and use the Zipcaster Gadget to grab the Stinger. Now I know that this Gadget and the Dash Bomb are very similar in that their icons both appear to be based on bombs (Splat Bombs and Burst Bombs respectively), but I do fear that these are too similar to each other. Unless I’m missing something here, this Gadget feels like a waste of a slot to me in both iterations we see.
Speaking of Gadgets I fear might be too redundant, we have the final Tactical Gadget. It is a large propeller that once deployed will create a whirlwind that you can jump on top of to launch yourself into the air. Near the bottom there is also a swirl of your ink that I can only guess damages enemies. Now although it does fit its category with it offering a vantage point change, my question is why this was needed if Deep Cut’s mech can already do that for you. It can even be called to your position so it can’t be for convenience. I’m not as worried about this one as the Splat Dash Bomb, but I do hope I’m missing something here.
Now before we go, I do have one observation that I want to address. When talking about tanks leveling up and how you will eventually be able to use 3 Gadgets at once, we see a power tank use Splatellites, a Splatchet, and… the Blast Boot? But the thing is that through color coating and the explaination of tanks on Nintendo’s official accounts, we shouldn’t be able to use a Speed Gadget on a Power tank. So, what could this mean? Well I don’t think it’s a bug or error on the devs part. The game is less than a month away and the icon matches up with the effect. My current theory is that you may use one Gadget from another tank if your tank is a high enough level or you collect a treasure that gives you that allows you to do so. I hope this is the case cause ngl I love a lot of these Gadgets and it would be nice if choosing a certain tank didn’t fully lock you out of certain ones.
My main account got @-ed on this scam (no I won't say which one), and it occurred to me that some of the people here might not realize this is a scam.
It is. Do not click any mystery links. DO NOT give them any personal information. And DO NOT respond to messages like this.
thankfully most of us would rather see this place burn to the ground than hand over more information to staff so this kind of thing isn't going to do any good
I know, but considering the chaos the gaza bots caused (and are still causing) I figured it’d be best to say this out loud early on
@sexy-people-contests-2026
GUYS THE KOSA BILL VOTING IS TODAY
(this will happen on Monday, June 29th, 2026 aka today for many)
They're once more trying to pass KOSA again so if you don't know what the KOSA Bill Is here you
KOSA is the “Kids Online Safety Act.” It is NOT as good as you think. it's SUPPOSED to keep children safe online but it'll most likley do the opposite . This bill will take away online spaces from teenagers and kids The Internet to me and others is a safe space and a comfort item.
More:
get rid privacy for ANYONE under the age of 17 or 16 (I might be good but other people...)
No ANY talk of ICE.
Take away Hotlines like domestic, home, physical, mental, suicide hotlines, and other important and safe hotlines (WTF)
No talk of LGBTIA++ topics for minors.
Takes away sex ed, gender affirming care, and other things about the human body
It will very most likely drive up the rates so $uicide
Take away safe spaces
Plus more
How to stop this and help try to click on this link (hopefully) it works children and teens deserve a safe space online. even if this goes every year and even get's denied we should still fight for it!!
LINK
Moots we need help:
@makaversecolon3 @dsharpie @majestydeerakuma @schmitty-schmitstinstein @weedleysnumberonefan @transmasc-offical @youdontknowacee @xsallysaltsaltx @addiethedragoncat @thatblukirby @themariasposts @tmpnerdofficial @remsterden @selenaarts @spacedustthethisuser @linavloger @calypsothedigeridoodle @darinatmp
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.
By Shadowcross on DA.
BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON
Ok Homestar Runner Tumblr I need you to understand how confusing it was for me when I saw a post with the tag #h*r for the first time
Like I legit thought we were censoring the word her before I realized what was going on. It was a mix of “why are we censoring this”, “censorship on the internet has officially reached a new low if we’re censoring a common pronoun within the gender binary”, and “god forbid women do anything”. I gotta admit this is a clever shortened title tag but omg
favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!
Now's the time to move
Okay so you need to:
go to discord support ( https://support.discord.com )
sign in or sign up (you do not, and imo should not, use the name and email you use for discord proper. this is a different account; if you've got Firefox, you can use an email relay mask very easily, and the email will end up in your inbox but the site won't know your email from it)
"Submit a request" (at the top)
fill all the dropdowns (I did "Help & Support" -> "Technical Support" -> "Account Settings" -> "[OS type"). it won't let you proceed until you do
Subject line: something about age verification
description box: keep it civil, but be clear. you don't like this, you're not participating, and you're not giving them your money anymore (whether you had nitro or not is irrelevant, remember that you didn't use your actual discord login to get here and they have no way to verify).
some reasons possibly worth mentioning: the insecurity of databases (Discord's had multiple leaks; databases being hacked isn't possible to prevent afaik, it's a matter of mitigation), the dangers of putting one's govt id on such a database, the technical problems people are already experiencing where it's already been established, how it will disrupt communities
be very clear that this is going to cost them money. "I won't use your service anymore" is a common threat ("I'm never shopping here again!") - you need to make them feel that they are losing money just by considering it, and it will get much worse if it's implemented.
If someone has a better method, please lmk.
Yuck. I already think they're going to pass it no matter what, and canceled my nitro/stopped buying from them after they started requiring the UK to go through age verification whenever they deem it 'necessary', but still worth warning anyone else who uses Discord regularly.
YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR
ive had this queued for exactly one year
944 days left
god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)
i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant
The most relatable thing ever. Literally me yesterday and honestly me 90% of the time ever since mid January
Sketched this yesterday after getting into a conversation about finding old versions of our Jackbox interps cringy
Yes, that is Schmitty, he was a blond, he had no goatee, that was a photo taken by me of gacha club on my computer before it came out on iOS, and I legitimately do not think my teenage brain knew the true essence of Schmitty when I made him
I didn’t know you used to be a gacha player!
(WHY IS YOUR GACHA SCHMITTY A TWINK)
Oh yeah I was in the gacha trenches back then. Managed to pick up a skill where I can tell if someone used gacha to make a character design by recognizing assets. Still occasionally go back to GL2 for designing ocs.
But to answer your question, it’s because I was a very stupid 14 year old
Sketched this yesterday after getting into a conversation about finding old versions of our Jackbox interps cringy
Yes, that is Schmitty, he was a blond, he had no goatee, that was a photo taken by me of gacha club on my computer before it came out on iOS, and I legitimately do not think my teenage brain knew the true essence of Schmitty when I made him
Just finished TADC episode 9 and I am floored. Like omg that was good in ways I cannot possibly describe. I’ll be recovering from it for like the next few hours at least. But I will say, Goose, you have most definitely earned your rest and escape from this insanity that was running this show and dealing with this rabid fandom. Treat yourself, take a bow, take a rest, and in case we don’t see you again, good morning, good evening, and good night
I hate doing this here, but this is honestly my last hope.
We're going to lose our house unless we can pay the taxes on it, they built up the past 2 years when my gma was going thru chemo. She paid half of 2024, but still owe the other half and the full bill of 2025.
They called her this morning to say they were starting Forclosure on our house, I don't have a lot of time to get at least $600 to pay the full 2025 bill. It's $625.06 and 2024 is $394.40
I'm so sorry I have to put this here, but it's the biggest reach I have and my last resort. Please if you can donate or at least share it, I don't want to lose our home.
https://gofund.me/79bbb8a4e
New TMP 3 Facts I learned
I went data mining myself this time bc I need something to do and watched some live streams here are some facts kinda took long so here we go I guess and I also got most from other ppl too :) (I can't download TMP 3 on my personal computer)
IF THESE ARE TOO REVEALING I WILL HAPPILY DELETE THIS I JUST DON'T WANNA GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE!!
WARNING SPOILERS/MINIGAME SPOILERS
Bingo: a wild bingo spinner shoots out balls very fast, you need to mark them on your sheet. If you get a bingo, the game stops. You get a bingo, everyone else gets punished. You don't, you get punished instead. (This is the first time since YDKJ: The RIDE that bingo appeared in a Jackbox property)
Poltergeist: The ghost of a camp counselor that died in the 80's called Chad loves moving the Quizkiller's stuff around, you must memorize everything before Chad moves it around, then state what changed.
Racing: you start at the top of a race track that the Quizkiller built when they were a young camper at Mass Acres, the last, two, three, or four last players to finish get punished. Spectators vote on who they think will win.
Canoes: It's dumb waiters....it's literally just beat for beat dumb waiters from Trivia Murder Party 2. However, you have the option to switch sides if you so chose.
Mind Meld: It's back.
A bumper-car style minigame where punished players strap themselves to tires, and safe players roll more tires onto the dock in an attempt to push them off.
Other Facts I Guess:
He References Mr. Beast by name One of the intros (and i mean the Welcome To Trivia Murder Party intro) has a variant which is just a reverbed fart sound effect Using the term Thirst trap Using the term Unalived (yeah in the instavideo too) Using the term Yassafied Using the term Losermaxxing Pouting like an actual child if things don't go their way He supports AI. (NOOOOO) Used to do stand-up...probably shouldn't continue it though tried and failed at fashion school (still upset about it) Wears a skinsuit give out full-sized candy bars and human hair on halloween to trick-or-treaters Was in a really shitty Ska band Took a Banksy masterclass in graffiti Were found in a well by their mother, likely as a baby (implying that they might actually be adopted) Enjoys flat bread. Takes spin classes Their chainsaws are electric, incredibly expensive, and the chainsaw they use is named Blade Lively, she's married to their other chainsaw Diean Reynolds Not against looting animal corpses Hates Charlotte's Web because the pig didn't get slaughtered Loves playing tag, but really wants to commit bodily harm while playing tag Owns reading glasses Owns a blood dispenser Now drinks oat milk. Hates oat milk Takes safety somewhat seriously Has both a life coach and a DEATH coach Has been to job interviews before Has an eyeball collection considered beautiful to some Is S word positive and totally okay with their victims making out (WHAT BROOOO) Does have hair (not super interesting but good to have confirmation) Considers themselves as evil (he kinda always had lol) They still really hate their body and themselves Uses their chainsaw one-handed and can multi-task while using it (very impressive) It's confirmed that they can ACTUALLY time travel and is banned from medieval times Can ACTUALLY smell fear (smells a bit like vanilla) Attended chainsaw college and is the first member of their family to do so Considers taking their shirt off as a form of body horror (guess the tattoos minigame has some regrets behind it) Fun fact (they actually consider this a fun fact): they pushed Burt Bacharach down a flight of stairs. Went to Murder School and pulled all-nighters just to pass it Their favorite place in the world is the men's room in any stadium
Takes taekwondo classes, their teacher is Sensei Nat, and is said Sensei's only student who wears khakis Has a nephew named Jayden who just SUCKS at finding easter eggs (they still love 'em) Takes jazz dance classes in the middle of the night Has stopped seeing their previous therapist they started seeing in TMP 2 and now chainsaws their mental anguish away Sometimes takes coffee at horrible hours The camp gets an educational grant Their life story is similar to the movie Poltergeist (to the point they think that movie ripped them off) Thinks 6AM is a good time to have a haircut scheduled They got the candles in Archery from a sale at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Their father wasn't entirely a deadbeat and was somewhat present in their life before leaving, even being somewhat supportive of them...they were also very abusive too so that's not really giving that many bonus points (aw man...) Acquired the eyeballs either through looting the corpse of a dead manatee, harvesting them all themselves, or getting them from a sale at Target. Reads Dictionaries like they're novels, but hasn't finished them as they chainsawed their dictionary Doesn't think you're cool if you're really good at math and doesn't want the rival murder camps to think they're a bunch of squares
Mutuals: @makaversecolon3 @dsharpie @majestydeerakuma @schmitty-schmitstinstein @linavloger @cookie-dot-ai @whocaresifwearecrazy @weedleysnumberonefan @remsterden @redactedkin @quizkiller @thatblukirby @themaria4567892 @tmpnerdofficial @youdontknowacee @addiethedragoncat @beepsparks @xsallysaltsaltx
I’d also like to add this screenshot to the info pile if this helps with anyone’s headcannons