My Mom Doesnt Know Im Here

24 going on 75. INFJ. Haggard law student. Cat mom. US.

[awesome-picz]

Cats That Fell Asleep In The Weirdest Places

[ominouspaperclip]

Saw some memes, decided to combine them. Original comic by seebangnow. Edit by me.

[unbreakable-red-riot]

no caption could possibly top this

[boomjob]

The sibling energy radiates off these tweets

[zonerbonerz]

you forgot the best part

[systlin]

I saw a thing and thought it seemed like something you might find cool

-This is GENIUS-Systlin-

[shittymoviedetails]

The world record for the longest time to find a movie Easter egg (19 years) goes to Star wars Episode 5(1980), where Darth Vader says: “no luke, I am your father”. This is a reference to Toy Story 2 (1999), where Zurg says the original line to buzz lightyear.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[thelilnan]

he’s just havin a good day

[grayskymorning]

Amy Hamilton

[wadey-wilson]

[thelatestkate]

October 2019 Illustrations  ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

[youlovetoseeit]

a masterpiece

[bethanyactually]

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

[randomslasher]

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

[amanda-fior]

I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump

[squided]

1. Nixon (asshole)

2. Reagan (super asshole)

3. Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)

[marloweseyeball]

Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it and…died.

I mean, damn.

[write-place-write-time]

Found It

[ Can be read as a sequel/companion to “Lost It”, or as a standalone ]

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“Bit busy, mate.”

“Baker Street. Come at once.”

“Sherlock, I’m trying to – No, Rosie, no biting! – change Miss Nibs here–”

“Bring her along. I need you both.”

“For what?!”

Click. 

John Watson pulled the mobile away from his ear with a resigned glare. Young Rosie babbled and grabbed at it, wriggling herself out of the 18 month frock he’d just wrestled her into. John turned his glare to his daughter, who giggled at him unashamedly.

“Between you and your godfather, nudity is trending at an all time high,” he grumbled, though there was no heat in it.

****

Upon arriving at 221b, the Watsons were met with a perturbed Mrs. Hudson, dashing out the door with her brolly and handbag. 

“That boy is a menace, I tell you,” she said in between cooing at Rosie. “Got himself all aflutter and refuses to tell me why.”

John frowned at that. “Aflutter? Is he…?”

“He’s clean, of course, but he’s also cleaning. Sherlock Holmes, cleaning the flat!” She tutted, striding off towards a cab. “Good luck, you two!”

John and Rosie shared a look, making their way in and up to the flat.

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It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) dir. Bill Melendez

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

Passion.

[phuijl]

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

[cwicseolfor]

Also, it’s being filmed and cut specifically to actually show the stunts, and not the explosions in the CG background. 

Sort of like when you let dancers film dance and you can actually see their feet and not just the upper third of their bodies, as you get with a lot of regular cameramen, the action they’re trying to convey isn’t being eclipsed by somebody else’s notion of what we’re supposed to find cool.

[why-bless-your-heart]

You always make fun of the medieval artists until you try to draw a baby.

[kaylizle]

There’s only one jumpscare you’ll see on my blog this spooky season