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baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

jadeharleyinc

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

punkitt-is-here

lokaror

They absolutely hate it if you bring your own starter pistol to horse races btw

thoschei

soulren

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

cad-comic

cryptidsydario

You understand

fiollaigean

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

disco-dancing-in-the-desert

so a Disco Elysium mobile game will actually happen huh

drops-of-universe

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

papidehasbi

shnowyfox

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

shadowblade8192

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

intimate-mirror

xylophonetangerine

The right-wing-adjacent "the government can figure out your wifi password from the sound of your breathing!" type schizoposting is honestly giving psyop because it promotes apathy towards cybersecurity and internet privacy. Just because all of these esoteric attacks are theoretically possible doesn't mean that they're actually practical or in any kind of widespread use. The point of privacy-conscious internet use isn't to be completely untraceable against someone who is actively trying to spy on you, which is more or less impossible anyway, but to reduce the impact of automated passive surveillance and tracking by corporations.