El Estagirita

Nacido en el año 384 a.C. en una pequeña localidad macedonia cercana al monte Athos llamada Estagira.

[bestintheparsec]

Chapter 16 | THE RESCUE

[chrishemsworht]

For a true hero isn’t meaused by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart. 

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[stream]

The Boys S02E08 “What I Know”

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

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Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

This fucking site…

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Crawling - Linkin Park (2001)

[gresit]

I think that we’re all in our private traps, clamped in them and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and claw but only at the air, only at each other. And for all of it, we never budge an inch.

PSYCHO (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

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[ruinedchildhood]

my rides here

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

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[niggazinmoscow]

This shows humor is criminally underrated

[faithbreaker]

[oneofthosecrazypunks-deactivate]

One of the best moments of my childhood.

[kxngvxgitx]

BITCH

[julia-swire-deactivated20250731]

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

[themoonisfree]

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

[silenthill]

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book. This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

[yipyap]

yesss this was such a good book and film

[rabidauthor]

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

[excitementshewrote]

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[renzo649]

[adibkhorram]

OH MY GOD

[ekjohnston]

lego star wars is AMAZING

[animusrox]

Good For Her™