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EXPECTATIONS
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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shark vs the universe
official daine visual archive
Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@can-i-die-ye
i love when i see my hyperfixation on my dash and its posted by somebody who i had no idea liked the media i was hyperfixated on
its just like WOW YOu acknowledged the existence of the thing i like ! ybtrfyguhjukhjkl/.mljiuu7689oipjhgkjkbln;;lkyuvgujkvhjhbknhjhjmntbrxtuln;kjfftghiosa;lh
I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you
Sometimes Apollo hits writers with prophecy and sometime it’s Hephaestus trying to make a pitch for his new product
love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc
cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
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mismatched earrings are actually so homoerotic like, who has the other one???? ur boyfriend????
ideal ship dynamic
"my shitty reblogs" "heres where i post cringe content" well i think my sonic fanart should be put in a museum. rip to you i guess
"my shitty reblogs" "heres where i post cringe content" well i think my sonic fanart should be put in a museum. rip to you i guess
I demand that tumblr bring the crabs back. Tumblr should be the one and only social media with crabs that you can summon at the click of a button 24/7, 365 days a year. I think this would save this website.
Some of you guys seem to think that gay fanfiction about anime characters on the internet written by some teenager is responsible for straight men being afraid to hug each other
Ok, so, what is responsible?
Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
Self-fulfilling prophecy
Oh no
Help
Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.
WHY!?
Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”
And yes, it does:
Nice.
Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World
Pain.
With the power of spite we can get this post to 200k specifically like OP wanted.
I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of
I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film
Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans
The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,
The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint
Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.
According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:
Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island
I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.
I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.
I love this site.
Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr.
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Where it ended up
"I hated that Batman hit his kid in--"
nope stop right there. i'm going to give you a wonderfully freeing bit of comics fandom knowledge.
batman didn't hit his kid because batman isn't real. a writer wrote a fictional character hitting a child and an artist depicted it. if i defend batman, i'm not saying this act as a concept isn't gross, or that it's excusable-- i'm saying it's so reprehensible to me and incompatible with my preferred Batman shape that I'm stepping outside of the universe and acknowledging that this is a fiction created by people who might have done it badly (or differently than I would like, but not my cup of tea).
"but it's still canon--" this isn't a book series. this isn't a movie, or a show with a few seasons. comics are different. they're so incredibly different. it can't all be canon and cherry-picking isn't some mark of failure to accept "the difficult parts." in canon, dick let his siblings believe he was dead. in canon, superman spun himself a cocoon. in canon, alfred died and came back to kill bruce. in canon, bruce cloned himself. in canon, riddler tried to kill a baby with a ping pong ball. it's all canon. it can't all be canon. in canon, bruce retired to europe and never had a robin. in canon, bruce did a trapeze act on a cruise ship to try to impress lois lane.
comic book fandom is like the wild west. some of these towns are lawless, some of them assembled a functional community; the circuit judge has been murdered and the rangers left to join a war effort and some cowboy friends will teach you lasso tricks and some towns are going to hang a man for drunkenly riding away on the wrong horse. you get to pick where you go and where you stay. nobody is obligated to rationalize, justify, amend, or defend canon, and some people will go off and only write about the parts you don't like because that's what they find interesting.
it's not ruining batman. it's not ruining your fave, or harming your fave, or condoning things. they're fiction. they're made up. none of them are real. some writers will get it "right" for you and some won't. you aren't required to accept anything that comes out of the 80+ year stone soup that is canon.
just enjoy things and let other people enjoy things. if it's the wrong town for you, put your head down and keep going.
Put fat people in ur sci fi put disabled people in ur sci fi put neurodivergent people in ur sci fi
