ashleyy 🦷

AND REMEMBER, REALITY IS A LIE, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!

[dogpuppy]

[bumi05]

he’s hot

[scurvyboy]

grunkle woke

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[zhraekk]

spooky scary creepy peepee

[boccher]

penis poll

ball

dick

ball

Voting ended onMay 25

[kat-reich-4222000]

Also credit to @thewittyarsonist

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[ragrfisk]

I love you Andrew ‘8-Ball’ Alcatraz

[infertilityidol]

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[theplaguekid]

Which pair is more likely to do edibles together and get high as hell?

Dipper and Mabel

Stanford and Stanley

Why the fuck would two children do edibles?

Voting ended onJul 23

[tazmiilly]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[bumi05]

Tips: do not push your human pet too hard.

CW：death，blood，suicide.

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Update: I’m sorry I forgot to add the readmore cut.

[amitartt]