we wanted to be the sky

 I'm Candi, she/they, INFP, Gemini, please talk to me I'm lonely ? Icon by gibslythe!! 

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Me? Canceled.

[iloveubijou]

name your 1st born after ur last meal , reply

[allmymetaphors]

@ god: why did u make me such a cheesy person and also such a romantic person & so soft and so full of feelings 

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck

[memelovingbot]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when a bad time happens tomorrow

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[tomhortons]

Friendly reminder to vote for Hillary Clinton.

[crunkistador-deactivated2019040]

welcome to the hotel california

Place: Lovely

Face: Lovely

Dick: out

[crunkistador-deactivated2019040]

I am forcibly checked out of the Hotel California

[overblush]

can we elect this pussy

[flores--silvestres]

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

[rhube]

no

[the-rain-monster]

yes

[crapmachine]

10 years improvement… I’ve learned a lot! just goes to show anything is possible w/ hard work :) follow your dreams!

[copestheticbaby]

clocks: set back outside: dark as fuck depression: out

[pithyrhyme]

When you’re really excited about something but your friends don’t care

[no-chill-at-all]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

Ugly ass fuckin noodle

[socij]

tired klance because i’m tired from starting and scrapping detailed drawings all day ❤

[outtamysystems]

I cannot doodle serious things anymore.