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20; Bi; Libra; They/Them; TME

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

my two favourite things about this

everyone knows what this is

the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago

[thegreatspacehobo]

*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

[yupokaysuremhm]

Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

[smol-satan]

I sat here 

Like an absolute dumbass

[yupokaysuremhm]

@ everyone reblogging this currently, I hope you know that you got me back. I fell for my own post. Not only are we all fools, but we're the entire circus

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[pheebheaux]

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

[j-uwu-ish]

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

[brunhiddensmusings]

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

[aneternalfangirl]

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

[sanscarte]

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

[butch-of-the-blades]

Y E S

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[mancreature]

Are you really gonna punch a nazi or are you gonna avert your gaze uncomfortably when atrocities happen and tell marginalized ppl to vote blue

[lil-fkn-bitch]

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

[laeffy]

“why are logos so boring and minimal now compared to 15-20 years ago?” It’s because we have phones now. that’s literally it. they have to be visible at ¼ of an inch. there I saved you like a year’s worth of design school

[a-pinata-named-desire]

[imaveryevilgirl]

I... I just opened tumblr... got bored of it... closed tumblr... and then opened it again immediately....

[domithekingoffools]

The fridge

[bubblecarr]

The fridge

[thatqueerchoirkid]

The fridge

[furiousgoldfish]

Block Gaslighting:

Don’t tell me what happened, I was there.

Now on top of saying that, you claim you didn’t, that’s two lies in a row.

I heard you the first time. If you can’t stand behind your words maybe keep them in.

Do you honestly think I don’t have a working memory? I know exactly what happened

It’s a little late to revision the past now, don’t you think?

You don’t get to change the past, sorry.

Maybe if you wish thats how it happened, you should have done it that way? And not pretend later

You seem to think you can convince me that my memory is wrong. This will not happen.

Facts will stay the same no matter how many times you say that.

Don’t smile expecting me to take this as a joke.

Sure, except that’s not what happened.

Yeah, and then we all climbed on top of the easter bunny, sure.

Stop insulting my memory.

Regretful for you, I know what happened, maybe you should try convincing the dog.

Even you know it didn’t happen that way. Don’t lie.

And now how about you tell the truth? I’m tired

Tell the truth or leave me alone. You’re sickening.

I will not have you change what happened just because it makes you look better. You did what you did. It’s time to live with it, as I have lived with it. You don’t get a revision.

(Only use those in non-dangerous situation, I know a lot of abusers will turn more dangerous and violent if their gaslighting is rejected. You can still say these in your head to keep yourself sane. You can always, in 100% cases trust your memory over what they say happened. And know if they’re trying to get you enraged with their lies they’re only doing it because it’s easy to manipulate a person once they’re overwhelmed with emotions, keep aware that their words hold no ground at all.)

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[knuckleduster]

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

[local-gay]

[albertnatural]

[delightfulsubg-deactivated20210]

[catchymemes]

[bowserinthesky]

[catchymemes]

[bowserinthesky]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

posting not only as a critique of the profit motive under capitalism but also because I fucking hate youtube premium

[feferi]

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING

[taibhsearachd]

I mean… my previously well-socialized dog is now terrified of anything unfamiliar, including people he doesn’t know. There was just not the opportunity to expose him to things without threatening my life, my wife’s life, my grandparents’ lives, and potentially my dog’s life. I was training this dog as a service dog. He was absolutely cool in stores, around strangers, in new environments before the pandemic, and at this point I’ll be happy if I can get him to not spook at scooters on the sidewalk or someone he doesn’t know walking a little too close to him. I certainly wouldn’t take him to the dog park at this point - although unfamiliar dogs are probably one of the things he’s most comfortable with - but I don’t know that you can blame anyone for not having their dogs under control in an environment with a lot of strange stimuli and etc. Exactly when were they supposed to expose them to this without putting someone’s life at risk?

[ruffboi-mags]

No matter how much you work with and train your dog during a quarantine, you’re not going to be able to acclimate them to other people or dogs. Which means that they’re largely going to be unsettled by being out in the world.

Should you be cautious of taking them straight to the dog park? Of course! But that doesn’t mean every dog who’s essentially been desocialized is the result of an owner who didn’t try hard enough.

How were we supposed to socialize our dog during a fucking PANDEMIC, anyway???

Fuck off with this shit.

[16ruedelaverrerie]

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

[fozmeadows]

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT