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Fuck

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[leander-ligo]

How could you repeat that ancient curse?

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[brokenvein-deactivated20190812]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this

[angelicguy]

fellow millenials i just got back from the dentists (fail) and let me tell you. hash tag gingivitis

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no offense but

max and ruby

ruby and max

ruby and her little brother max

[itsbetterthananal]

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

“seem?”

[laxu]

“Were”?

[sdfsdfsdfsdfdsgh235-deactivated]

[lmaonade]

asked siri to shut my lights off and she heard me wrong

[vampire-crimson]

“at the moment”

[smstransformers]

Robot cummies

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Hey James do you take constructive criticism?

[smstransformers]

Only on business days

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Fine I’ll wait

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

This post fucking sucks

[australiansanta]

until we yeet again…

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[ivegotyoukeptin]

[theosbournesgifs]

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art