Lurker Hermit

19f ~ pls talk I want friends

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[ploxx-deactivated20110909-deact]

[tuscansweaters-deactivated20200]

IS THIS REAL LIFE???

[lilyrighter]

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

[matthewaran]

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[pumpkins4all]

Gobbles is like a kindergarten teacher thrown into a warzone. He's here with his ABC book and children's songs, meanwhile his colleagues are preventing terrorism and carry rocket launchers.

[usuallyrated2stars]

Believe it or not, this is ship art. I may draw something cute between them soon, but for now, here 👐

[justafortunateson]

[paralol]

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

[d-o-llf-a-ce]

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

[themagentacolor]

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

[alexandragrace]

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

[mortaljpg]

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[staff]

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

[hullaballu0]

please go to therapy guys

[parano--vigilant]

Snitties C O N F I R M E D

[csauce-and-chips]

Snitties 2: Electronic wedding boogaloo

[parano--vigilant]

aksjdkdkldf

[lilfellasblog]

@what-even-is-thiss

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m going to kill all of you.

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Oh my god not again! XD

[warnadudenexttime]

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[avery-silly-human]

Gobbles

It HAD to be done.

Refs ->

AFHAHADGHSH HES SO CUTE

He deserves every good thing ever

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[baadshahh]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[wags-my-tail]

yeagh

[thebrainisnaturesnotepad]

let’s take ibuprofen together

[oneluckcatsgirlhero-blog]

lol

[averagerollerbrawl]

Gobbles’ iPad obsession