Shitposts and Fandoms. Occasional OC.

31. Any pronouns. Author of "Outside Stars". If you've ever been in these fandoms, I may have written your favorite fics: Good Omens, Gravity Falls

[candyqueenblog]

Strawpage and Tumblr!

For those of you who are fans of my fic Outside Stars, I've set up a Strawpage and a themed Tumblr where you can submit asks and get replies from the characters! I hope you all have fun with it, and I apologize for the terrible designs. I'm a writer, not an artist ^^'

[ikimaru]

I wanted to do solo pics for the others too! 👀

[candyqueenblog]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Ryland Grace Additional Tags: Crack Crossover, Fluff and Crack, Humor, Human Crowley (Good Omens), Human Aziraphale (Good Omens), Grace and Crowley are dicks to each other Summary:

While attending a UNESCO conference in Denmark, Anthony J. Crowley - a leading astrophysicist - is giving a presentation on the habitable zone of exoplanets. Dr. Ryland Grace, in attendance, has a few choice words for him.

OR: Given the events of GO3, it is entirely plausible that Crowley was the scientist that Grace pissed off in Denmark.

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Someone had to write that crack fic and it’s gonna be me.

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[taahko]

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

[mapswithoutwyoming]

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

[goldfyshie927]

A conversation I don’t think yall are ready for yet is that you can love a character sooooo much and relate to them and see yourself in them but at the end of the day they’re still fake and that’s why someone else’s take on them or headcanon about them isn’t a direct message about you or insult to your identity. If your identity is so wrapped up in a character that you can’t distinguish between reality and fiction, then you are the problem. Not some random person online who interprets the character differently than you.

[gaypiratebrainrot]

this also goes for when you hate a character soooooo much and relate them to every person who hurt you and see everyone you hate in them, at the end of the day they're still fake and someone else's love for them is not a commentary on your trauma

[laerugo]

#i also think we should not be using 'i relate to the character' as a claim to authority on the character #just because you relate does not mean your interpretations are law for the rest of us or even correct or 'more accurate' than anyone else's #it just means you relate full stop lmao. (via @kaibacorpintern)

[irumicomics]

THIS IS NOT CANON ACCURATE AT ALL BUT ME AND MY WIFE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY 😭🖐️

[max1461]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

[curi0uscanine]

[ranchstoryblog]

Merch Alert: Gashapon Charms in the US!

Y'know how those cute little Story of Seasons thingies are always import only? Well, if you can find a Gashapon machine in the US you might be able to snag yourself a cute little farm animal charm! There's an official website linked at the bottom of the post.

Gashapon US official

Check out the details of item.

[candyqueenblog]

OMG I LITERALLY LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM ONE OF THESE STORES! On my next day off (aka, Sunday lol) I'm gonna pop on down and see if I can't snag a few 👀

[candyqueenblog]

Absolutely random post, but I think one of the greatest flexes of my life is the fact that I am such a babe that I, without intending to, caused someone to re-evaluate her entire romantic orientation and how she expresses love.

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[maxximatics]

and the universe said you are not alone.

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[stealingpotatoes]

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3

[my-dailydreams]

[candyqueenblog]

After a particularly rough encounter with Crampelter, resulting in a black eye for Stan and very hurtful words for himself, 8-year-old Stanford Pines has trouble sleeping. Outside his window he catches a glimpse of a shooting star and wishes that there was someone out there just like him; someone who understood what it was like to be an outsider. He falls asleep a short time later, unaware of the interdimensional presence that has just touched down in Glass Shard Beach.

The next morning, while combing the beach, he and Stanley make a remarkable discovery: a cave only accessible during low tide! And inside that cave is the rotting, ruined remains of an old ship, just barely big enough for two. As the boys examine it, they find something lurking within the bowels of the ship.

It looks like some kind of alien, squishy and triangular with one giant eye in the center of its face and a pair of oversized sneakers. When it speaks, it sounds like colors. Stan and Ford understandably flip out at the sight of a genuine, bonafide alien. Ford wants to take it and present it before the world's top scientists, but when he tries to grab it, the thing squirms away and scampers deeper into the cave. High tide is coming and the boys have no choice but to retreat and come back the next day. Maybe the alien will still be there.

Sure enough, the alien is and it once again evades capture. After several days and even more failed attempts, the boys decide to set a trap. They construct a crude box trap, using leftover spaghetti as bait, and successfully capture the alien! However, upon closer inspection, Ford and Stan begin to have a change of heart. The thing looks at them with a big, watery eye and they can't bring themselves to expose it, so they free it from the trap. Instead of fleeing, however, it regards them curiously. Stan and Ford attempt to communicate with it, first by telling it their names.

"Sta...ferd...Sta...lee..." the alien struggles to say.

Ford and Stan are overjoyed! They've just made successful contact with an alien! They ask it what it's name is and the alien doesn't seem to understand. That's when Ford pats his own chest and says, "Stanford. Stanford. Stanford." before doing the same with Stanley.

The alien's eye brightens and it excitedly stomps its little feet as it says, "Bill! Bill!"

"Guess its name is Bill," Stan says with a shrug.

They may be friends now, but they still need to figure out what to do with Bill. Stan suggests sneaking Bill home in a backpack and letting it sleep under their bed, but Ford shoots that idea down. Instead, they drag the ruined boat out of the cave, christen it the "Stan O' War" and get started on making the place liveable for their new alien buddy.

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Basically this is an AU where child Bill accidentally ends up in Glass Shard Beach and grows up alongside Stan and Ford while living in the Stan O' War. (He gets a human form that he uses to attend school and move about the town, but otherwise stays as a triangle when alone with his pals). Of course he and Ford fall in love, so cue adorable puppy love blossoming into awkward teen romance while Stan watches his nerdy brother fall all over himself trying to successfully date their childhood friend/weird alien thing.

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[cemetery-orbit]

restaurants??????

[emoemu420]

in the middle of a gunfight, mayhaps?

[ahh-oh-hi]

True love!

[krystal-the-zelda-enthusiest]

Rings.

[candyqueenblog]

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. BITCH I thought I took care of that shit years ago! > A <

[f3v3r-dr3am]

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

Although anyone who wasn’t tagged here can of course join in, it’s open to anyone :3

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

(btw you don’t have to be tagged to participate, you can just do it :])

[djuhnkeep]

Sounds about right, Mad Hatter with a pixie sidekick

@nejishadow @monkey-overalls @ershimakise-forte @dondogoier @dalekdork @izanami07a

[vickysnowpawz]

This sounded fun so um i just joined …. Is that ok …

anyways

I have no clue if this is accurate or not cause I’m honestly really chaotic so I’m surprised it’s not on there but it doesn’t matter …..

tags

@vixiesplotchheart @obsidiansandwich @starry-creator @lunathetunaaa @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @iicor @potatoanarchist @phoenixrainsfire413 @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @lilonceleriscool124 @eb-or-echo @bat--hugs @axithebucket + anyone who wants to join also sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged just tell me so I don’t do it next time :]

[sunshine-snake]

Made them a bit more fantasy, and couldn't get everything 100% spot on (like hair colour, or the fact that she's a cat), but I absolutely adore thiss picrew! It's super cute :)

Yeah, I'd agree with me being a neutral good.

open tags! specifics below cut :)

please lmk if you don't want to be tagged or if you would like to be tagged in the future!

@wiltingtu1ips @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @axithebucket @iicor @solspotted @chocolate-croissant50 @chillingasavoidcat @ashblehy @altu-caeruleummar @mooniedoesthings1515 @thedogbard @dawn-but-different @cherryseed7 @cheriexcrush @tadrat @beanzdabean @lavendermoon48 @bootheking @mxshrimp @opal-and-pumpkin @localcelestialcreature62 @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @roroprin @chadrickmd @phoenixrainsfire413 @iwishfishwerereal @aussiebeth @no1likemickey @venuscrashed14 @silvertheindignantfox @toadfree @serendipitys-dragon @autopilotangel @ghostie-blu @multishipper33 @sea-jellie-thoguhts @finnslay @exinoblogs + anyone else! :) /nf

[localcelestialcreature62]

I tried to make my sona. It kinda looks like her but fantasy lol.

@rayyanishere1 @i-eat-rusty-nails@greenbunny7 @chaseerr0rcode @cameforstuff @tinfoil-jones @consumerofshorthomies @willapines618thesecond @tigersharktheautisticseawing @nico-the-overlord @lunathetunaaa

@car9723-t

[chaseerr0rcode]

Apparently I’m lawful Netural? Which is a surprise, thought I would be chaotic to be honest, but I’m not complaining

@cameforstuff @greenbunny7

[greenbunny7]

Lawful just means you follow a set of rules, not necessarily the rules of the law. Man you got exactly netural, that's pretty cool

Anyway, I got netural good, leaning a little toward chaotic, which seems about right

Might have to make a dragonborn druid cause this is very cute

@localcelestialcreature62 @cameforstuff @chaseerr0rcode <-hehe get tagged again @pickledoesthetumbling @glacierruler @acebbirdandbean @thenoellebird @lostsprit @bren-the-chicken @empressofsamoyeds @skelewashere @eliunderscore @child--ish @jubileebloom @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @kagaintheskywithdiamonds @interestingturnofthetables @biggirlscantcry @jellybeanjo @heideez @primreaperstuff @kaykayjay2 @anarchysammichh @esjayess @noodlesandchips @lightningchu-the-mega-raichu @dev7sita @willapines618thesecond @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @majoringinfanfiction @sunnylolli @literallyjustsomething @mystical-mistake

And anyone else, of course <3

[lostsprit]

I umm based my picrew on what I actually look like soo, and wtf is a true neutral. Is it good????

Thanks for da tag @greenbunny7

Tag time bby<3

@babyblankyerror @thenoellebird @themeeperscreepers @noodlesandchips @biggirlscantcry @close-your-eyes-daisuke @cloveriz @princessbubblegup @aceexists @acebbirdandbean @stoicjewel @0-amateur-writer-0 @punmasterintraining @ennardbird + anyone who likes to join <3

[stoicjewel]

Yeah, that's about what I was expecting tbh. Tried to make Stoic, but Stoic looks a little FUNKY

Thanks for inviting me. And now: the tags. @babyblankyerror @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @purityw4nk @tinfoil-jones @cryptic-underground @sewrb @coffee-bat @bbuzz28 @hellsquills @riverart-tld @pickledoesthetumbling @dartann @aweebshitdrawings @dumbstupidtriangle @ragrfisk @poltergeist-404 @jubileebloom @bathfinder @thefallenangel2008

And anyone else who would like to join in <3

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

Okay this one was super fun!! Thank you guys for the tag!

[candyqueenblog]

Neutral good! @fandoms-are-my-friends-1321