I won't dance, don't ask me

Emily IRL. Jammin on my planner, getting study tips and collecting and organizing other peopls office supplies are my hobbies.

[candystarjones]

I can't wait to forget everything I know about the electoral college once this is all over.

[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[witcheshaven]

[rude-and-still-ginger]

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

[baeddel]

I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle

[like-i-need-a-hole-in-my-head]

It’s designed that way. 

[baeddel]

im not even from your country!!!

[anarchblr]

it’s designed that way.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Mansfield News, Ohio, November 5, 1914

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[usedkarma]

oh my sweet summer child

[helthehatter]

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[esteicy-blog]

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madamslayyy]

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nickidub718]

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

[dramaqueeenamby]

PAUSE?????

[legacytwinb34]

Pause?!?!??!!?

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

[maybeshesnaped]

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

[bluthatesfabrikk]

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

[the-witches-son]

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

[cokeworthprince]

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[danse-de-macabre]

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

This post every so often comes by my dash and...wow

[adhd-vibes]

Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

[bluequestionmark]

Do you mean skipping to the next paragraph and not being able to stop yourself from reading a few lines but then you have to go back to where you were before and try really hard to read in a linear fashion but it's boring now that you know what happens next? Yes

[adhd-vibes]

oh you are me. 

[unclefather]

[keeperofseeds]

[allerod]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience

[221cbakerstreet]

Bosnia and Herzegovina can have a little shoreline. As a treat

[ellenkub-deactivated20231208]

This is how I act when I have to share things with my siblings

[prince-consort-erik]

Do you ever wonder if Audrey Hollister gets tired of the countless “America” comments on every picture in her Instagram?

[america-not-again]

No one gets tired of America. Ever.

[prince-consort-erik]

I mean, i got tired of her after one book ngl

[america-not-again]

Her decisions just get more stupid it’s quite entertaining

[prince-consort-erik]

Most definitely “Tonight, I’m taking down a man.” 😏😏😏

[theseviolentdelights-insta]

Well she took down herself I can tell you that

[candystarjones]

I got tired of her after one book 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 same.

[shanastoryteller]

i want people to feel about my writing the way roger ebert feels about the mummy

[shanastoryteller]

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[theweirdwideweb]

[chrishallbeck]

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

[sushinfood]

THANK YOU

[bentheechidna]

I love this one personally.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[rootbeergoddess]

It gotta better

[randomfandomfamily]

THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!

[frogbeart2]

This one made me so happy.

[melancholieanger]

Awww!

[awed-frog]

[wigglytuffer]

[xpaperheartso]

Same energy

[lala-the-rebel]

[kurtbrussels]

[politijohn]

The World Stands in Solidarity

Italy

Germany

Australia

United Kingdom

Canada

Japan

New Zealand

Sweden

Netherlands

Denmark

Ireland

Syria

Brazil

Iran

[pauliedraws]

Another clip I animated from the Harry Potter audio books for fun.

(Ps. I won’t animate the Jim Dale version. Stop asking. Half the humour comes from all three characters being voiced by a dry toast British man)