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Totally ruined my morning reading about tea bags and microplastics but at least I know now and I'm gonna switch to loose leaf. Posting this incase others didn't know! Cause I know I didn't

doctorguilty

Might I also suggest for loose leaf tea: cheese cloth! it's made of cotton, can be used for all sorts of steeping/straining besides just tea, and washable & reusable! you can buy premade pouches or buy a roll of it and make your own bags, and it is very inexpensive!

aiden-morse

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

lesprisenpati-deactivated201805

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

unofficialdragon

Aesthetic

naruhodou-kun

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

turnabout4what

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

robin-never-dies

well that was much shorter than usual

tabbersnack

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

elysiumcalled

Just wanna cook pasta with the same person for the rest of my life

andthefact

fairycosmos

god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real

fairycosmos

it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes

hilarious-nefarious

Source

positively--speculative

This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.”

matt-the-radar-techncian

I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy

dreamerwriternstargazer

This has the same energy as Wesley learning the truth about and inheriting the title of “The Dreaded Pirate Roberts” but like morally the reverse

somanyofthekids

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

derinthescarletpescatarian

SOMETHING. IS ON THE ROOF.

derinthescarletpescatarian

[ID: 2 replies. Reply from hamburger-time reads: don’t look, stay inside. I’ve seen horror movies. Reply from octagoncalibrator reads: possum intensifies. End ID]

The 2 types of people on Tumblr.

deathsmallcaps

There is a domestication movement of possums in America. I think ours are cuter too. are you guys domesticating them?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Australian possums are definitely cuter than American possums, and no, that sounds like a terrible idea. The last thing we need is even more animals running around that are unowned but dependent on humans.

Where I live does have a giant sinkhole where tourists go to feed the resident possums bits of fruit, though.

geargoyle

I kinda actually love that. But also, all I can think is, “Hey kiddos, wanna go for a trip to the POSSUM PIT??!??!”

derinthescarletpescatarian

My aunt and uncle got married in the possum pit.

derinthescarletpescatarian

It’s a hole in the ground. There are some possums in it. If you give them bits of apple they will eat it. I don’t understand the question.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The sinkhole looks like this:

The possums live in the walls.

aviculor

I wish to live near or inside the possum pit

patentlyabsurdrpgideas

Tourists & Traps 1st Stop: The Possum Pit!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Why is this still getting notes

angelofthemornings-deactivated2

I love how magical this is and how the Australian is just like

captainizzyhands-deactivated202

just because your area of study isn’t chemistry or anatomy doesn’t mean you’re any less of a mad scientist! mad astronomers are evil! mad botanists are fucked up! mad psychologists are twisted! all fields of mad science are valid!!

helloitsbees

greyerwardens

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

respirdal

jaubaius

Anatolian shepherd dog puppy in training

weaselle

they live with the herd and the herd accepts them as part of the herd, just, “that’s our Dave, he’s a bit strange but we love him, knew him when he was just a lamb you know” and the dog just lives among them as one of them but then if a wolf or somethin comes along the herd is like “O Reely? Have you met our Dave” and the wolf gets to make the acquaintance of Dave, 200 lbs of teeth and muscle who believes the wolf is there to kill his actual family and is pretty upset about it.

that is the difference between a shepherd guarding dog and a shepherd herding dog. Herding dogs are NOT part of the herd, they use modified hunting techniques to bully the herd into moving where they are meant to go. They are built for speed and agility, often as small as 35 to 45 lbs, and are absolutely no match for a wolf. Plus, the herd doesn’t trust them, is suspicious of them, which is how the herding works