what's up jerks

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[mousouchuu]

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[death-by-lulz]

every one should watch harvey birdman attorney at law

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[motopoppp]

This is the funniest thing ever, everyone else go home

[the-sapphic-raven]

wheres Sheaun? doenst he want to yeaun as well?

[johnmulaneys]

this is the funniest story ever told

[johnmulaneys]

[wilwheaton]

“While coal might still have deep symbolic importance in Kentucky and some other places, it’s a tiny employer in the state and in the country as a whole. There are only 53,000 coal miners left in America. As a point of comparison, as of last year Sears, a company that is on its deathbed, had 89,000 employees. Yet politicians aren’t advocating some kind of national mobilization to save Sears, yet alone saying we have to tolerate enormous damage to the environment in order to protect it.”

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What Ocasio-Cortez gets about coal that Republicans don’t 

The Green New Deal explicitly calls for funding to help coal miners who will be put out of work get training for new jobs, as well as help their communities while they adjust.

That’s something that helps their constituents, while it helps us save the planet for future generations, so of course Republicans are against it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

2019 feels like Season 4 of 2016.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notobadthings]

I knew what would happen and yet

[disgustinganimals]

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

[astalkingirin]

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

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[dig-lazarus-dig-deactivated2019]

Guys think we are over exaggerating. There were so many situations that I also had to make an assessment and came to the conclusion I should have a weapon hidden on me just in case. I keep a mini screw driver in my purse. It is an eye glasses screw driver, but it can do a decent amount of damage.

[leave-me-colourless]

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[memewhore]

[adoranion]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Emoticons” sound like a group of sensitive transformers.

[catchymemes]

Berkeleymews dump

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Credit: twitter | facebook | tumblr | instagram

[pizzaotter]

Every single one of these is pure gold.

[partakerofpeachesinthepuss]

The card trick is hands down my fave.

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

breh 😭😭💀

[thekid45]

I love tumblr

[lindirs-gaze]

lotr + the good place [50/?]

[awwww-cute]

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

[tranceofreading-deactivated2015]

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[lioness--hart]

Google Has Quietly Dropped Ban on Personally Identifiable Web Tracking

Google is the latest tech company to drop the longstanding wall between anonymous online ad tracking and user’s names.

Guys, this is really important. Until now, Google collected your data, but did not attach your name to it. Now, they can, and will. This new thing they’re doing will allow them to collect your data across searches, your email, Youtube, Maps, Google+, and all their affiliates, and build a complete profile of YOU.

If that doesn’t bother you, maybe this will: they own and can sell all that data, including anything you create and send (artists and writers, take note).

There is a way you can opt out of this ridiculousness. It’s described in the link, but if you’re still not sure about it, please ask me and I’ll guide you through how to turn all this off.

This is my wake-up call. I’ll be locking down my devices and scaling back what I put through the big Google machine, which means you may see less of me across social media. I’m going to keep researching this, but it may mean in order to keep the rights to my creative work, I’ll have to keep it out of Google’s hands. And that may take some doing.

[thebyrchentwigges]

Duckduckgo is a nontracking search engine….may be worth a try.

[tygermama]

So according to the article there is an opt out for this. Instructions are I the last paragraph. I’m on mobile so I’ll edit this more later. EDITED TO INCLUDE OPT OUT INSTRUCTIONS

To opt-out of Google’s identified tracking, visit the Activity controls on Google’s My Account page, and uncheck the box next to “Include Chrome browsing history and activity from websites and apps that use Google services.“ You can also delete past activity from your account.

[jellyroll22]

FUCKING BOOST!!!!!

[fangirltothefullest]

Yeah you’ll want to make sure everything is paused. I already had it paused but now more than ever you’ll want to do this…..

[voidbat]

reblog to save a life.

[whatbigotspost]

*be sure to research availability in your area