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Consider this; Grace rescues Simon from the blood ocean but because of the attack from the Blood Eel he temporarily damaged his vocal cords along with the other many mutations he went through. Because of this Simon can’t speak so his mutations kick in and he’s communicating in an odd language of clicks and growls and chirps, with his appearance added along with that, Grace assumes he’s another kind of alien species.

Sometime after the canon Simon FreakOut, Simon realized that he can use this to his advantage in an attempt to court Grace.

For Example:

Rocky: Grace spend too much time with Simon!

Grace: Rocky, we’ve talked about this. Simon is very clearly a species where he needs skin to skin contact on the daily or he doesn’t feel well

Simon, literally holding Grace on top of him: *in eel speak(?)* ~yep, totally need that. It’s not just cuz I get crabby when you don’t cuddle me~

~~~

Grace, thinking aloud: your species must be such social creatures! I can’t imagine a whole planet filled with people who have the need to cuddle daily!

Simon: ~Yes…social creatures…~

~~~

Grace, seeing Simon wearing the harness: oh! Is that a cultural thing? For modesty? Would you be more comfortable if I wore one?

Simon, quite literally foaming at the mouth at that idea: ~YES PLEASE~

~~~

It’s even better if, for whatever reason, Rocky can understand Simon’s eel language but doesn’t say a thing because Grace clearly needs the contact that Rocky can’t provide

That doesn’t mean he’s happy about it, though

Rocky: Simon hog Grace, statement.

Simon: ~Cry about it~

Rocky: *rolls over his foot*

Simon: ~You son of a—!~

~~~

Rocky, watching them cuddle* Simon is little baby

Simon: ~I will kill you~

Rocky: Rocky like to see Simon try, statement.

~~~

Grace, watching them talk to each other while Rocky had turned off the translator: I wonder what they’re talking about, maybe their species can become friends!

Rocky, to Simon: Little bitch boy!

Simon: ~stone faced little asshole!~

Rocky: Clingy sad man!

Simon: ~Jealous rock head!~

Rocky: Ugly fish boy!

Simon: ~WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?~

imfloatingwhatthe

Being comforted by a rock after being picked up by a loser nerd from the most traumatic experience of your life.. it's gotta be a first

#bloodymary #simon iron lung #simon the convict #project hail mary #rocky phm #im so normal about them i swear

sexygaywizard

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

kaban-bang

thenwearedecided

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

the-artist-lio

stratt upon finding out about bloodymary

graves-yard

Project Hail Mary fans: Man, I wish there was less bloodymary content clogging up the main tags. I guess it’s a little fun, but I just want to see my fandom :/

Iron lung fans seeing people talking about Iron Lung in any capacity:

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crackshipsandregret

Here's a doodle of Simon's mutations giving him insane jaw strength! Based on @onedeverse's headcanon that Simon likes to chew on stuff haha

Always be sure to give your mutated leaky space blob plenty of enrichment so they don't end up gnawing a hole in your spaceship!

#bloodymary #iron mary

ineffablewhovianholmes

Art credits to @italiangayhound and @wonderlands-ass

arson-mushroom

I kind of listened to all of tma assuming that the Lonely wasn't something I found very scary... And looking back I think I skimmed over the fact that I literally cannot do things without direct instructions or someone to follow. I just freeze. I follow my brother or friends around at events because I'm so bad at making my own decisions.

I would be absolutely incapable if I was alone. That's how I'm scared of the Lonely.

luci-was-a-dreamer

Vox literally stopped in the middle of having sex with Val to appear as soon as Alastor called for him. Not even the oceans of Envy would quench this man's thirst

tailofalastor

Man I can't believe we're getting to see these two all up in each other's spaces (both initiated the contacted at different times fwi).

They really got some fire behind this thing between them. I wonder why Alastor rejected him so harshl- .... wait

WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

Is that a painting of a shirtless Vox riding his pet shark, Shock.wav?? Am I seeing this correctly?

Because you KNOW that Vox commissioned this nerdy ass painting from Val. There's no way he came up with this fuckery on his own.

roodles03

I'm shocked that I haven't seen anyone point out that Vox can be forcibly silenced against his will and get fully muted, completely losing his voice.

(Ironic since his name means Voice lmfao)

BUT Alastor is unable to be silenced even when his mouth his foribly shut. He can still speak his mind and CANNOT be muted against his will. His voice literally cannot be silenced by others.

Not only is this yet another awesome foil between the two (which is the obvious)

But it also represents that radio is actually STILL most reliable long distance method of communication to this very day (in terms of its failure rate)

For instance, during extreme weather, weather radios are almost always the LAST thing that fails. Typically everything else will fail first. Cell towers can get knocked out easily, especially making phones useless. Power poles and powerlines easily can fail, and when the power goes out it renders most television and desktops useless, and you only have so much battery on your moblie devices.

BUT a weather radio will often STILL be working as normal even after all other methods of communication and warning have been lost. (Not always, but the failure rate during dire times is VERY low compared to literally everything else)