Hi

Just my random thoughts, feeling or experiences from the day

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[lhazaar]

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

[airofwhimsy]

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

[konakatomo]

@melazertyiop

[ayellowbirds]

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

[roseverdict]

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

[visionedpainter]

I wanted to draw beautiful marinette and her pretty hair❤️

[butterflycascades-deactivated20]

Reblog for Marinette’s happiness

[lovelylapins]

hc that the day chat noir gets more follows than adrien is the best day of his life

as you can tell he doesn’t hold back on the chat account

[carpisuns-archive]

kalsjdf; i’m laughing the most at adrien making a congratulatory tweet for himself for himself this is perfect

[lovelylapins]

it’s self-care

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[irnstrange]

Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?

Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?

Sam:

Bucky:

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

Sam: You killed Jesus.

Bucky:

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

This gets better ever time

[sad-af1121]

~plot twist~

sam: here’s the bill to my wings you plucked off my back like i was a damn butterfly

bucky: exCUSe me, WUT

sam: yeah you-

bucky: i remember doing that actually 

sam:…

[miss-eucatastrophe]

It got better.

[stranger-than-u-dreamt-it]

post inspired by the new cats movie adaptation: phantom of the opera movie remake, except the phantom is just a poorly done cgi anthropomorphic sewer rat

[masksonmasks]

Can it be like Ratatouille with Christine making references to her "little maestro" who hides in her wig in order to pull her hair, thus controlling her in order to make her one of the best operatic divas in the world?

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[sophisticat42]

Things I want from a modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet:

- Everyone is dressed in traditional costuming, but the script is in modern English. - “Romeo, Romeo, why the FUCK did you have to be ROMEO?” - Juliet talks like a rich white valley girl and wears a flower crown. - She keeps taking inappropriately timed selfies and posting them on instagram. - Tybalt won’t stop talking about his crossfit regime. - Romeo only listens to My Chemical Romance. - Mercutio’s Queen Mab speech is followed by Benvolio asking “Are you high right now?” (He is) - Mercutio dabs on stage. Unironically. More than once. - When the boys are all catcalling Nurse it’s super cringy. - instead of “a sail! A sail!” You get “Hey Fatass!” “Fatass? I just see a boat!” “Weigh anchor! You’re gonna break the docks, Fatass!” - Tybalt also dabs on stage, exactly twice. - The first time is awful and his friends have to correct him. - Tybalt dabs at Mercutio and Mercutio responds by doing a backflip and ending in a dab. - The Tybalt/Mercutio fight is an absolutely serious dancebattle with no weapons. - Mercutio still dies anyway. - Tybalt tries to dance battle Romeo too, but Romeo keeps taking it too seriously and not dancing back. - This is because Romeo only knows how to ballroom dance. - Paris wears a trillby and calls it a fedora. - Juliet Snapchats her own death. - Romeo doesn’t have Snapchat.

[twerklina]

[techypine]

This looks like that selfie of @one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT OF THIS IMAGE

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Visit Original Link

Push play and just trust me

[leaper182]

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

[the-cones-of-dunshire]

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

[brunhiddensmusings]

its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard

[brella]

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

[wulchevik]

spiderman/miraculous ladybug crossover, that has probably been done a thousand times

[oldersistercore]

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

[demiiwhiffin]

[wentmad]

this is literally a taylor swift quote about picking up food after it’s fallen on the floor

[emswift]

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[domduongart]

@theladyragnell

[violent-darts]

Let’s un-forget her.