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cloudabserk

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

shanerozanov

heated rivalry + text posts // part three.

#Heated rivalry #Shane Hollander #Ilya Rozanov

bob-belcher

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams presenting at the 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards

captain-rosegarden

hi daughters they were talking to me specifically

#Conner Storrie #Hudson Williams

shnehollander

Shane and Ilya Heated Rivalry S01E05

captain-rosegarden

Shane’s smile when he catches Ilya in the first one 🥰🥰🥰

#Heated rivalry

aavec

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

shane-ilya

HEATED RIVALRY - 105 I'll Believe In Anything

avadaniels

HEATED RIVALRY 1x05 "I'll Believe in Anything"

captain-rosegarden

listen the way I knew this was coming and still SCREAMED

#heated rivalry #Shane Hollander #ilya rozanov

fjeld7

heated rivalry unlocking levels of mentally ill i haven’t felt in YEARS.

sometiktoksarevalid

beanarie

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately

manapeer

fanfic-obsessed

Truly the way this song should be performed...by an apartment building and a full city plaza

captain-rosegarden

This is the coolest thing more singing flash mobs please

tricktster

So like when we bought the new house, right after closing my attorney gave me this checklist of things to do right away, like rekey the locks, check the carbon monoxide and fire alarms, and replace all the toilet seats.

This last one struck us as very funny because, while the toilet seat one is a reasonable reminder for those richie riches out there with new toilet seat money and a fear of lingering butt germs, we do not have that option, because our 125 year old house came equipped with a toilet so technologically advanced that we have a separate toilet adjacent wall panel to control all the options.

This toilet has features I have never even seen before, much less experienced. When you sit down on it, it makes a comforting little beep, as if to say “hello friend, i’ve missed you!” It then begins to run just the tiniest bit of water to ensure that the built in bidet with full independent control over direction, intensity, and temperature will be prepared whether you opt for cold, lukewarm, or hot. Then, there is the air dry button, with its own temperature and intensity controls. It will literally both wash and dry your butt, and you will be in the utmost comfort while doing so. There is an anti-odor button, and I cannot fathom what technology THAT one deploys. There is still more.

We never would have bought this on our own, but we have quickly come to trust and love the Poopstation-9000.

tricktster

I’ll note that when we moved in we immediately discovered that the prior owner had left us toilet paper, moisturizing “flushable” wet wipes, and a toilet brush next to his recently abdicated throne. It was both extremely nice of him and an objectively wild thing for him to concern himself with.

Like, it’s very kind to leave a roll of toilet paper behind. He left six, neatly arranged so we couldn’t miss them. He had it alllllll set up for us. This dude had a PASSION, and he wanted to recruit us to the cause.

I want you all to know that I have never pressed “Auto” because I am scared that it will be his personalized, meticulously calibrated setting and it will blast my butthole directly into the stratosphere.

tricktster

Oh my god. I just looked it up. I had a sense that it was expensive but I had to know. I’m going to throw up.

This is an $899 toilet seat.

This toilet seat cost more than our brand new washing machine.

This toilet seat costs more than many weeklong cruises.

This house has no AC, a furnace that can charitably be described as an antique with four thermostats inexplicably installed to control it given that there’s only one zone, baseboard heating, a crack between the foundation blocks that you can very literally see the backyard through, 1970s wood paneling on the entire second floor with the ugliest (very stained) bright red polyester carpet you’ve ever seen, 1000 outlets so loose that you can’t plug anything into them, 14 spiders per room, and an $899 toilet seat.

I need to sit down.

…Thankfully, I have a spot.

tricktster

Oh yes @kalikatze, I will simply SELL MY PREOWNED INCREDIBLY ELABORATE TOILET SEAT. Like I will just HOP ONTO FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE AND

“Hey Perverts!

Once in a lifetime opportunity for someone who wants this preused, already installed and also somehow fixed into a separate wall toilet seat! Can guarantee that at least seven people I know of have rested their bare buttcheeks upon this multifaceted,multifunctional beauty! Probably way more because they used to run an entire insurance agency out of this house and when we first visited with our realtor the sunroom out front had literally four desks in it and an OSHA poster and then we discovered three more work stations and a wholeass office and there is one (1) bathroom on this floor, so. Will not fit standard toilets. This is so I can afford to kill all these spiders and furnace if I have leftovers. Seeking $898 OBO!

P.S. Must uninstall yourself because I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY DID THIS BUT IT IS PART OF THE WALLS AND POSSIBLY LOAD BEARING. Also please leave a functioning toilet in the gaping socket you have extracted my Butt Buddy from.

Local pickup only.”

tricktster

Last thing about this toilet, I swear, it’s just that it’s awesome and it’s absolutely not an intended feature.

So the kids are 6 and 4 right? They’re little. And the toilet features only activate with that friendly little beep when you sit down, which engages I have to imagine like a pressure plate and a 3D butt LIDAR scan to make sure that you’re permitted to sit on such a lofty perch.

But again, they’re little. If they sit alllll the way back it works, but if they lean even a little forward the weight sensor lifts up and it deactivates. But they WANT to use all the insane features of the fun toilet, so they’ll shift back again. But they’re little and it’s probably uncomfortable to be so far back so they’ll immediately get distracted and lean forward

and in practice how this works is there will be a kid abruptly sprinting past me while i’m in the kitchen yelling “GOTTA GO POTTYYYYYYYYY”

and then all i will hear for the next few minutes in the adjacent room is

beep beepbeep beepbeepbeep beep beep beep beepbeep beep

captain-rosegarden

I have not laughed so hard reading something in a whilen

ngatwa

ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ + MASKING

captain-rosegarden

Wait I’m crying now

#alex claremont diaz #red white and royal blue

fintan-pyren

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Would you read a book with this title?

Absolutely!

Sure, why not?

Probably not

You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

Share what you got!

captain-rosegarden

got blood and estrogen which like what

mockingjay-sings

The Reluctant Victor, inspired by The Reluctant Bride by Auguste Toulmouche - I just thought that this painting was SO perfect for Katniss and I had to draw it!

mockingjay-sings

A lot of people have asked me to talk about Prim holding the crown, so here's a general deep dive into the characters I picked and their placements!

Starting with Prim. She was reaped, which led to Katniss volunteering to save her. It's, of course, very unlikely that Prim would have won the Games like Katniss did. Prim innocently playing with the crown that could have never been hers is also a reference to how excited she was when Katniss' wedding was happening, how she looked at it with children's eyes, impatient for her to try on the dresses. But she's also not as naive or helpless as Katniss believes, which is why her expression is grave and not cheerful.

Asterid is kissing Katniss' forehead in a very motherly gesture. Katniss is unmoved, though she still takes her hand. This is a reference to Katniss' resentment towards her mother when she stopped caring for them after Burdock's death, but also to Katniss' attempts at forgiving her in Catching Fire.

Effie is sitting at Katniss' feet, holding her hand. This represents the sincere -yet sometimes misguided- dedication that Effie has to Katniss. It also felt like an interesting placement, as Victors are often idolized by Capitol citizens.

Katniss, of course, is at the center. She's the reluctant victor, in her fire dress (with a lot of orange in it to reference Peeta, shhh). I hesitated to give her the wedding dress Snow forces her to wear instead, but felt that her fire dress was more recognizable and striking, and better represented how she is seen by the world: the girl on fire.

captain-rosegarden

this eats

#Hunger games