Always Collecting Swag Since 1993

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[punkrock-bottom]

[madlori]

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

[metanarrates]

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

[metanarrates]

2010s feminism was extremely flawed and deserved to be criticized but do you remember when most people at least pretended to like women

[soberscientistlife]

Some people do not realize that they are not alone on the planet

[visualeffex]

all my oxygen 💨

[catchymemes]

[tboy-offical]

[hyokoh-archive-blog]

idc if u like winter or autumn or whatever nothing tops summer evenings when the sun hasnt fully set and the air is still warm but theres a light breeze and everything is getting more quiet except for the birds and crickets and its a perfect time to go on a walk and just breathe

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[gottabeastringplayer]

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

[wielderofscythes]

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

[katherine-xari]

[krisdoesart]

This is amazing

[anais-ninja-bitch]

someone post the archlute

[cargopantsman]

This one?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Subcontrabass C ocarina

[greater-than-the-sword]

Legend of Zelda: The Subcontrabass Ocarina of Time

[hey-its-saturn]

this is my favorite post i think i’ve reblogged it like 4 times

[girl-detector]

[butterfly-sapphic]

I present to you, the Contrabass recorder.

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[delgrosso]

A platitude?

[delgrosso]

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

[carpenter-sab]

Sabrina Carpenter on Saturday Night Live

[lyctor]

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

[lady-harrowhark]

[catchymemes]

[tboy-offical]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[kubo-kubo]

[prophetic-writer]

When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

[mousenemy]

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

[mousenemy]

wow thats crazy... tvs used to be so expensive!!