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derovalfnolem

analogue horror is just jerma face now

nonpsychotic

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

depsidase

do-not-u-dare

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

spiribia

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

bewbin

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

honeyglot

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

sadgi

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

sadgi

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

sadgi

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

nitw

ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS

nitw

i'm so glad you all understand. he literally said this out loud:

pencil-line-deactivated20241029

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

lysenkoite

weaselle

abz-j-harding

i can't cope

sith-shenanigans

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

m-elloncollie

bobo stretch (2006)

captaindonutcollector

Dyslexia kicked in and read this as boob stretch

#orange cat named boob

bog-o-bones

LEGBEAT

shyflops

it’s legbeat lensday reblog for good luck

prokopetz

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

prokopetz

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.