Yep.

take my hand. no the other one

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[isuggestjerkingoff]

i have a fat hog suggestion!

[oleskyfm]

[isuggestjerkingoff]

close ur eyes. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes 2 see .

[sandmandaddy69]

[sheikahfication]

You must jerk off and cry to absolve all of your sin

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[isuggestjerkingoff]

I have a suggestion!

[evildilf2]

Whaaaat

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[cutebutreallypsycho]

[aflo]

[civicton]

gherkin my pickle

[isuggestjerkingoff]

jerka985. jerker. jer . jerka985 that's what I've got for you tonight folks he's jerkang it 985 times

[omelettegirlie]

Currently jerking my acceleration and by acceleration, let's say my pesition's 2nd derivative ... ;)

[isuggestjerkingoff]

derivative and masturbatory (complimentary)

[letsfang]

why is jerking off so much work

[isuggestjerkingoff]

you are the proletariat and should seize the means of your production

[the-muppet-joker]

[isuggestjerkingoff]

whatever works!

[fungusamongusblg2]

[isuggestjerkingoff]

ummmm , , I dont knowwwwww, who are you .? maybe

[wynandcore]

Porn ads are funny. ‘Jerking off all by yourself?’ HELL YEAH I AM. Would love to keep it that way thank you very much

[leafcabbage]

jerk it or work it is apparently what i always say

[isuggestjerkingoff]

and baby. i'm all out of work #unemployed

[theskullofjudgement]

J

[virtualgirladvance]

A

[rockergiirl]

C

[humanoidchaos]

K

[bestfurryhusband]

I

[literateamateur]

N

[twilight-calliope]

G

[certainsongobject]

O

[shinosarna]

F

[flareonfloof]

F

[cannibalcaprine]

M

[gumi-megpoidd]

Y

[mewrrythekibby]

K

[foxgirlriley]

U

[dova-70]

N

[winters-r0se]

G

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

P

[valkyriefastwing]

O

[melonisopod]

W

[ohmewhatsthis]

P

[lucinata]

E

[creatures-5]

N

[muzzlesbian]

I

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

S

[isuggestjerkingoff]

!

[oleskyfm]