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gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like

kelapabiru

it was such a good game👏

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kaijuno

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

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This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

lizord-lord

this is both very respectful and very cursed and honestly that’s an energy i wholeheartedly support

reallyabitch

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

reallyabitch

omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:

he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)

Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants

reallyabitch

his royal swineness……………..

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Definitive Marvel Viewing Order

Thor: Ragnarok

Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional)

Black Panther

Spiderman: into the Spiderverse

Spiderman 2

Logan

Sky High

Megamind

Wonder Woman

Prince of Egypt

Shrek 2

Bionicle: the Mask of Light

jakeyjakeylemonshakey

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

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Lake Michigone

politiho

do it drown us

kaijuno

End our suffering

probablybadrpgideas

Incredibly detailed medieval fantasy world for your party to explore in which the overarching villain is a villager with a gun

saipng

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

mamoru

you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.

party-cat-anthem

i had a dream last night that luigi had a new form called “gay rights luigi” and he looked like this

kookeybird

eroscestlavie

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

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And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

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I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud.

fairytaleonfire

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

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I am laughing so much rn bless this

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Michelangelo the original “horny on main” artist.

prideprejudce

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

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