a weapon to surpass metal gear

hi im nat! queer dingus that likes cars and things aussie gang 🇦🇺

[oliviawebsite]

why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls

[escuerzoresucitado]

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[theehorsepusssy]

[oluransom-deactivated20201026]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[thexfl-deactivated20220712]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[feazelbal]

[recuperationdisliker]

[wehaveassumedcontrol]

[sighinastorm]

[punished-blitzkriegfritz]

The last pic is like a very fucking specific hieroglyph which you only understand if you know it’s context.

[theknightinslippers]

The context

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[mortalityplays]

so much media is blocked and gated on the internet at this point that I've just stopped bothering to pursue it. this contains content owned by UMG this contains content owned by SME this video has been blocked in your country this media is unavailable in your region please sign in to verify your age please subscribe or accept all trackers to continue. I have ways of getting around all of these things, but I just don't want to any more. if it matters I'll seek it out myself, and it won't be via youtube. I'll tell you something. it's a lot more peaceful on here suddenly.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[talbatross]

do u guys play minecraft