a weapon to surpass metal gear

hi im nat! queer dingus that likes cars and things aussie gang 🇦🇺

[oliviawebsite]

why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls

[spidersinthesky]

hey i love you, okay? you're right, it was a mistake to let ourselves be born, but we're here now and we have to have to suffer forever. for an eternity of eternities. but we get to do it together! so lets try being together; lets be trying, together

[rattlesnek]

Compilation

[rattlesnek]

More

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[mono-red-menace]

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[flanbolt]

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[thememedaddy]

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[supergameboytwo]

Korn was wrong when they said freak on a leash. I would be so well behaved and kind and polite and friendly if anybody ever put me on a leash.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

wild mood swings

constant need for attention

hearing about All my problems

crying

having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail

forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

[scleroticstatue]

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

[scleroticstatue]

Get hoped

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[3liza]

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard