yo

24yo homo Aussieeeee

[optillusions]

Although it may be impossible to believe, the squares marked A and B are actually exactly the same shade of grey.

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[transgenderization]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[punkrorschach]

this post is like five posts per post

[whitepeopletwitter]

He said no way 🥹

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier

[mortalityplays]

you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,

[nic0nicokneeger-deactivated2026]

how old is the original post... please tell me it's like 2 days older than this post

[mortalityplays]

great news

[demilypyro]

something really funny about the idea of people living through the bronze age calling it the bronze age. I guess that makes this the lithium age?

[demilypyro]

[certified-delinquent]

With the breakdown of Arabian sea routes our age of plastic is coming to an end.

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[vanilleflwr]

🦢

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[tasty-tiktoks]

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls