Captainofthestarwhales

Sociology - 19 - ISFJ

[incorrectsherlollyquotes]

Sherlock: Wanna help with my wedding?

Molly: I didn’t know you were getting married! What do you need me to do?

Sherlock: Be my spouse

[thegreatestale]

Me on The 1st of October:

[memewhore]

Please stop calling me out.

[sitcomlesbian]

No offense @ christian kids but i think watching all those veggie tales did something to yall

[wet-monsoon]

sounds like OP doesn’t like to talk to tomatoes or waltz with potatoes

[great-daze]

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

[danasn0wc4t]

If someone asks you what big dick energy means, show them this video

[onlyyourtypical]

Buzzfeed Unsolved is the gold of YouTube.

[captainofthestarwhales]

Best thing to come out of buzzfeed

[thursday]

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

[longpigsinablanket]

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[alisonzai]

someone please explain

[jehovahhthickness]

[nomore404-deactivated20200101]

I love this shit

[moonlightmurders]

Photo of Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker kissing, 1933.

[the-overlook-hotel]

[pioneergirlsie]

I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the YEET with somebody!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.