The Boring Baker

artsy shit, fandom shit, memes, social justice... i've been here too long what do you expect - late 20s - she/her - north american yes thats my cat feel free to compliment him.

[expressions-of-nature]

by Zhou Hong

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[nightingaletrash]

If you can breathe through your nose right now, cherish it because I am stuck reminiscing about how my nose wasn't blocked up two days ago 🙃

[nightingaletrash]

my body: hey need water me: okay just don't use it all up at once, okay? here you go my body: thanks! five minutes later my body: hey need water me: you used it all up to make mucus, didn't you? my body: ...need water me: for more mucus my body: for bodily functions me: like making mucus my body: I promise not to make more mucus me: ...okay fine five minutes later my body: boss, you're not gonna believe this- me: you made more mucus, didn't you?

[nightingaletrash]

Yesterday

Me: hey body, why are we so dehydrated today? I'm drinking a lot of water all of a sudden

My body: not sure, heat maybe? Sweating a lot lately

Me: the heatwave's kinda over though, its not been that warm these last few days. ugh my lips are super dry, can you put any of this water into fixing that?

My body: will try, need more water though. Can't keep up with current levels

Me: seriously, but I just finished my water bottle for like the fourth time today? God, I hope this isn't a symptom of something really bad

My body: not to worry boss, will be come clear soon

Today

Me: ...you were using it to make-

My body: MAKE MUCUS FOR BOSS!!!!! :D

Me: why do I even bother >:|

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[sashaforthewin]

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[gorgynei]

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

[thomtrebond]

you've got a fucking hospital of people begging to swaddle you, man. you just gotta ask.

[thelatecaptainpierce]

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[sayatsugu]

When You Look at Dr. Grace

(part 1) part 2/2

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[ayesopod]

something terrible. echoes of past intrusions. barely discernible

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[thevisualvamp]

Coffee break