caramelancholique @caramelancholic - Tumblr Blog

#my pets #oscar #bao bao #rainbow

trainthief

death-rebirth-senshi

#driving #meme #relatable

14/8/2022

#cat #doodle #drawing

chestnutroan

finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower

#art #dreams

chestnutroan

It’s been a year since some random fucking greek guy set up in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower. not much has changed but now he offers free mints from my sink and uses my soap dish as an ash tray. It’s 3 euros now thanks to inflation.

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The Print!!

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

robofucking-deactivated20240601

I think youre lying. Thats hatsu;ne mik u

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

Exactly my point it's hatsune mik ME!!!!!!!!!! lets fucking go

robofucking-deactivated20240601

* single tear rolls down my cheek and i bring a hand to my forehead trembling in respect* Its an honor. Lets fucking go

#hatsune miku #gif #shitpost

apas-95

#death note #elder weeb content #shitpost

glitterweave

wickedwonderlandd

I….excuse me???

were-ralph

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

#nicki minaj #ariana grande #demi lovato #video #shitpost

keepcalmandcarriefischer

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/

I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

saint-batrick

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

anais-ninja-bitch

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

sic-semper-hominibus

@natalieironside

natalieironside

This is amazing

athelind

"Brutus is an honorable man" delivered in exactly the same way as "bless your heart."

#tiktok #video #monologue #shakespeare

itehexael

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

itehexael

Being in Germany was really humbling because legit the GROCERY STORE would straight up close for almost 3 days because of how holidays would line up and the hours were already limited to literally be from 8-8 because people need to go home and live their own lives

itehexael

It is very common for places in Spain to straight up shut down for 2-3 hours because people take siestas seriously since it gets hot and people deserve to take a nap

itehexael

The world is not going to end if you’re inconvenienced by just… coming back later. We’ve been spoiled with immediacy and technology that we forget there was a point in time in human history where a person had to trek 20+ minutes down to the village bakery only to find it closed because of some family emergency and that just meant there would be no bread that day- and that’s okay!!

itehexael

The discourse surrounding labor is so sad because we should not demand or expect things to be open 24/7 because we were not designed to be constantly moving machines. We need to relearn how to plan better since downtime is a wonderful opportunity to reflect and enjoy the moment. Not everything needs to be done with gusto and fervor. Sometimes it’s fine to pivot and just enjoy the moment for what it is and try again later. Touch more nature. Bask in the sun and rain. Breathe.

#work #labor

wilburian-deactivated20221116

a collection

#men

brainless-moe-white-lotus

OOoohhh the players on those app game ads suck so bad!!! The way they're fucking up that lady's outfits on her Prince date! The way they're dumping lava on the man in the dungeon! Ooooh I just can't stand it!