recorders at dawn

moose. 35. he/they. hello.

[viralfrog]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

#i’m sorry leftmost kitchen drawer

[thememedaddy]

[notaplaceofhonour]

a ring camera is like if a mezuzah was evil

[notaplaceofhonour]

hear o neighborhood you are being surveilled

[cardboardmoose]

i've been worried about frumpkin recently bc he lost a lot of weight v quickly, but he had a scan on friday and it turns out he just has cat ibs 🥺🥺🥺 even my cat has jewish tummy somehow

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[m1rafaye]

Alas, susie uponeth thee

[cardboardmoose]

oh btw

[future-crab]

I think they should do a broadway revival of Assassins and I think they should really lean into it and post thirst traps of John Hinkley Jr and make posts about how Leon Czolgosz did nothing wrong and sell cheesy red-white-and-blue t-shirts that say “Come on and kill a president!” I foresee no consequences for this.

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[windymirkwood]

In This Together

*Tried to upload the HQ version.

[myceliumatter]

i wish there was more social existence you could participate in laying down. I wish there were cafes that were two little futon beds parallel to each other with a low table in between so you could eat and drink while lounging. I wish there were group activities like painting or glazing clay or theaters that were designed to have beds and bed-height tables instead of chairs. I wish there were beds alongside benches outside for anyone to use. I wish air mattresses or roll-out beds were as common as cheap shitty chairs at things like barbeques, beaches, and concerts. so much life would open up to me and be enjoyable if I could lay down instead of sitting or standing for prolonged periods and completely wearing myself down with pain.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"

[deadpowol]

[worldsandemanations]

Bowl with Fish design , Iran, probably Kashan, late 13th–mid-14th century, stonepaste; black decoration under a transparent turquoise glaze

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[ashlgcostumes]

Everyone reblogging this with “so that’s why he’s a bad writer” is missing the point, btw

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."