✧Carl✧

I exist for an unknown stupid reason :D

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[river-rat728]

Tag game

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[hawkeyedoodles]

I'm gonna get killed by a tiger...

And who, pray tell, is the fucking human-sized rabbit who's gonna set me up for this outlandish disaster?

@i-am-trashyy @8ghostscarabs @soadconnoisseur @official-kovaxworx @im-garbage-trust @catdisguisedasaduck @sunnydust2003 @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @keepsleepinkoi and...

OPEN TAGS!

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

Should I be concerned right now?

I got killed by Evil Pomni

@vinylv1 @sleepi-toasti @torrentialchaos @dazzle-expandism @b-does-arts @cookiecat-7388new @kezibun @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @i-am-trashyy @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @galaxywolfcomet @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @vito-the-troublemaker @m30wm30wm3ow @lydia-khoward @lilonceleriscool123 @lizzietheinanimateinsanitygirl @sakiohappychan @khrystenapofficial @stardxstsleep @stroodlenoodledoodle @sillstarszz @cherry-cake-cat @lunawolf012306 @lustfuldemonlady @chairsqueue35 @chaos-triangle

[lustfuldemonlady]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE Y'ALLS

@toastoffical, @dante-the-potato, @mossysjournal, @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @starfizzydolly, @bluejayanimations123 + open tags

[bluejayanimations123]

I got killed by my Russian accent studies.

Too lazy to tag ppl srry

[kapybara143]

Yeah okay whatever i guess it's SCP-096

I ALSO do not feel like tagging people

[grotesquetomcat]

MY OC IN GACHA LIFE WTH

im gonna tag like 2 people im tired

@streak-of-racing-blue @lylac-of-the-final-applause

@killian-ob99 @purple-splattered-soul

[streak-of-racing-blue]

ALL NEW THOMAS AT ACTION CANYON (batteries and Stanley each sold separately)

@therobinatorr @lucentdreamzzz @fluffysylveonn @humminberg @sapphicnecromancer

[sapphicnecromancer]

MY HAT WILL KILL ME?!!!

@regular-og-normal-redeemed-ag @shsl-horse @niktokof @hopethesillyheartwitch @therobinatorr @ramtherat @digitalfelidaegirl @hazylilacdream

[niktokof]

photo take from an iPhone 11 from Pinterest, interesting.. so I'm gonna die because of too many items falling on me and I'll slowly suffocate. cool.

@fatelosingitspatience @harbinger-of-silly @beatrixie12 @agendermarimba @laufey-official @fish-with-autism @knickknat @felinethropist @fated-fucked-future

[harbinger-of-silly]

BARBIE!?!?!?

@goldenbunny30 @abra-ca-deadbra @strange-nerd-boy @king-of-oreo @rice-w0lf

[king-of-oreo]

I will not be commenting further on the matter

@lord-business-offical @punky-beaver-offical @jeen-yuhs @crow-offical

[lord-business-offical]

Omigosh ur dying to Mosses? Actually such an L dude

Chat am I dying having sex with Oreo?????

@queen-of-chaos-offical @snomeraphim @do-not-u-dare @the-mtg-bbeg @thecatboyknight-offical @the-queen-of-geese @ash-cherryblossom @astroverse813 @aceofpans @avhira @carlthehedgehog

[carlthehedgehog]

I won't share it but it's lowkey a peak spot🥹

[carlthehedgehog]

hi hi :)

how are you?

Yoooo hai

I'm very unactive but I'm trying to heal and stuff

How are you?????🥹

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[desk-drawerr]

Duckies on the way to gay <3

happy pride :)

[isthereaduck]

There are ducks in this post.

[queerbookbitch]

new tag game!

what are your fandoms in law? not the fandoms you're in, but the fandoms that your mutuals are in so much that you see the stuff on your dash a lot

for me its bleach, KOTLC(I read the books I just forgot and I'm not part of the fandom) Star Trek, supernatural and doctor who

@teenytinydinosaurs @glassesgirlies @saphhoandstrawberries @nowhere-4ever @apjofan @kit-and-kaboodle-02 @luna1ol @rambling-rosee  @minorlyobssesedwithginger @sabitha-is-magical @guiltyy-as-s1n @inverted-scorpio-33 @laymedowninthedirt @wavescyber @ezra-didntreallyfall @thetravelingfrogwizard @randomwholocker @phinksyhxhfan @unassumingcavegoblin @icedcoffee2809 @mrbuggyknot @ihavenoconsistentinterests @anders-chr @wisegirl42 @i-would-download-a-car @xombilog @jellyfishspacereality @rainbowhyperfixation @bookloveralina @tremendoustragedybard @bpd-swiftie @penpen363 @belladonna413 @sunshine-fahey @inedibleplastic @littlemisslucygay @alastorsluttylittlehipsway @chronicallyonlinebitch @chess-choco-chronicles @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @gossamer-daydream 

and anyone else who wants!

[rambling-rosee]

Ty for the tag!! I had to think hard about this…

Definitely Doctor Who (with irls too), Supernatural, TADC, Yellowjackets, Heated Rivalry, and Hazbin Hotel

@theatrebookworm @the-heavenly-option @nblizzieforbes @paracetamol-official @pisghettio @pushingpesticides @carladuquette @carryingthebranner @catsandantiques @wishgirl101 @scarecrowwannabe @stuffedanimalbaconstrip @biologynerd13 @vintxgemiseries @liasummers @keyboard-smashes @jerseyshoremassacre @hauntedrollercoaster @houseofgerbils @hmxoxomadferit @ghost-in-park @fuzzylobster @dont-leafmealone @arsonashes @ihavenoconsistentinterests @nostalgicmermaaiid @1-jar-of-stars

[biologynerd13]

hmmm pjo, lotr, tadc, phm, what else what else, there are a couple others that i have like one or two moots in but these are the one's i mainly see. or ig lotr is actually really just ember but vy is very good at covering my dash with it

@do-not-u-dare @tired-shipper @zeehasarrived @drumsticks-offical @carlthehedgehog @lord-business-offical @ open tags

[carlthehedgehog]

Tadc, pjo, and uhhhhh idk I'm quite boring😔

[carlthehedgehog]

Ok so you see how you say you exist for an unknown stupid reason? NO YOU DONT!! YOURE SO AMAZING DONT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU OTHERWISE YOU EXIST FOR A SPARKLY HAPPY FULFILLING REASON

Oh hi there!!! <3

I exist for a sparkly reason?!?! With glitter?🥹

YIPPEEEEEE

Thank ü so much I needed this I had a couple rough days❤️

[king-of-oreo]

You know women fought for the rights to wear trousers instead of skirts

I think it’s time us men fight for the right to wear skirts instead of trousers

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Stop forcing the femboy allegations bro

This time it's on you

Lil femboy

[carlthehedgehog]

You’re such a peak person btw

[yellow-cat]

honestly im pretty wicked but they should let me rest anyways due to my cuteness

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Tsundere ahh

( @king-of-oreo thought me what that is, I'm not the cringe I swear)

[carlthehedgehog]

Nahhhh Oreo diagnosed me with Yandere

Idk if that is accurate though

[yellow-cat]

honestly im pretty wicked but they should let me rest anyways due to my cuteness

[ghoul2-deactivated20170605]

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

@carlthehedgehog :D

[carlthehedgehog]

Omg thanks!!!

(Surprised people even remembered I exist I'm so dead lately ahhh)

[twistcmyk]

[lord-business-offical]

Guys I'm bored ask me anything

@king-of-oreo @queen-of-chaos-offical @serturasi @astroverse813 @kashregister14 @riftydoodles @do-not-u-dare @punky-beaver-offical @ash-cherryblossom @arthur-pendragsnom @asap-azriel @aceofpans @toes-nails @thecatboyknight-offical @the-queen-of-geese @twofacedsssssnake @writingnotes520 @m1l0-58 @biologynerd13 @carlthehedgehog @the-mtg-bbeg @open tags

[carlthehedgehog]

Doing this rn instead of learning🥹

[lord-business-offical]

W

literally peak school moment

[carlthehedgehog]

Went home at 10:20 btw

[lord-business-offical]

No fucking way girl stop

I am so jealoussssssss

[carlthehedgehog]

Btw yesterday I studied for only 70 min (I had only 4th and 5th period)