mostly postly

Caroline • She/her • Indiana 🇺🇸• Adult • Figuring out life • Header image credit to tentabropy on Deviantart

[shejustcalledmeafish]

The corruption is spreading but it’s my phone case falling apart worse and worse

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Do I buy a cheap case or an exact replacement even though the reviews are saying this falling apart is happening to them all because even good quality brands are not that anymore?

£10 offbrand case you literally just have a boring black case anyway

£35 brand name case because you’re autistic about it and also loyal undeservedly

Remaining time: 18 hours 36 minutes

[carrotline]

Otterbox and Speck cases are goated. I have an Otterbox Commuter and my phone has survived me dropping it constantly, including in the pit at a rock concert, unscathed.

[dogpuppy]

[carrotline]

Maybe one day we will be able to watch always-on TV without an internet connection

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[carrotline]

Dr. Ryland Grace just MacGyvering stuff together before Rocky comes aboard, call that an aro space engineer

[plum-soup]

Simpsons Style AI Ad for Porn Addiction App

[blackpaintedtimbs-deactivated20]

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I did NOT see that ending coming but I’m so glad for it

[hungrilyhauntedvampire-deactiva]

A Visual List of Classic Monsters, Villains and Boogeymen

Dracula

Frankenstein's Monster

The Invisible Man

Mr. Hyde

The Phantom of the Opera

The Mummy

Fu Manchu

Igor

The Fly

The Golem

King Kong

Godzilla

The Metaluna Mutant

Gwynplaine

Mole Person

The Bride

The Wolf Man

Dracula's Daughter

Quasimodo

Norman Bates

The Creeper

Count Orlok

Cesare

The Thing

Dr. Moreau

Gill-man

The Man in the Beaver Hat

The Robot from the Phantom Creeps

The Crimson Ghost

Gort

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[the-artist-lio]

girl I joined the phm fandom why is fucking markiplier here

[living-as-a-legend]

[bonesawcowboy]

I'm at a party with a bunch of strangers and a few people I barely know and my boyfriend and I'm scaaaaared everyone is so nice but I have Nothing to talk about

[carrotline]

The weather

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr