ceci n'est pas un titre

idk wtf im doing so

[geekyrunway]

Inuyasha Lady Gaga

[battletoads]

[motziedapul]

Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.

[bloodyhandprint]

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[preserving-tiktok]

[augustdementhe]

I bet her duel deck is fucking insane.

[machinedoll22]

[theonion]

With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic, sources reported Tuesday.

Sailors aboard the vessel confirmed that while Winfrey appeared ill and exhausted from continuous exposure to the harsh tundra, she nonetheless spent hour upon hour peering through a brass spyglass and scanning the desolate landscape for any sign of the grotesque TV personality and formerly licensed therapist. Despite the heavy winds and raging sea, the 71-year-old media entrepreneur reportedly urged the ship’s captain to press northward.

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[randomencounters]

Quest: help Oprah find and destroy Dr Phil

[rowlfthedog]

[louisegluckpdf]

reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

[louisegluckpdf]

"my very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when i was three" like come ON how did you write the funniest sentence ever by adding a two word parenthetical. leave something for the rest of us

[captain-stretch-nuts]

Mercury, Venus, (uh oh) Pearth, Mars (phew), Djupiter (never mind), Faturn ⁉️, Luranus (kinda French actually), Pneptune

[sevdrag]

I got to “Faturn” and burst into horribly loud laughter I’m now crying over this in bed fucking Faturn

[couriernewvegas]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[homura]

there are quebecois here

[incisedwound]

Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[timperleyworldofwater]

rip to the person who understood this comic the most

[yourbigfriend-deactivated202604]

Yeah, but here's THE BEST PART OF THE STORY!

(sent to me by my sister this morning)

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

me: oh that’s some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life

the op’s tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]