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cheshirelibrary

This child is clearly advanced, (although it did take her a month to answer the question).

jstor

Following on our previous post…

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www.mi.naaadz.com

Only one more night and this election is over!

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mi.naaadz.com

Two of a kind.

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

rachelfershleiser

Bad books on writing tell you to “WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW”, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via rachelfershleiser)

harryandtommo

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma

mirandasmadness

@cassnbee

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WHOA look at the moon

me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in (via electric-daisy-forest)

moltres

macklesufficient

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

macklesufficient

no one’s answered my question

macklesufficient

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

necro-romantic

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF”

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

banal-adventures

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

manicpixiesdreamdragon

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

viohra

Leave Lord Byron alone

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Mary Shelley, in her classic novel Frankenstein: “Lord Byron is a punk bitch”

mirandasmadness

@cassnbee

quoiquecesoit

where does a mansplainer get his water

from a well, actually

arrogantbullyingtoerag

hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.

alayne-stonecoldfox

butch-king-frankenstein

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

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People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

wroxall

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

prokopetz

On nomenclature.

According to academia, “modern” means “the 1920s”, “new” means “circa 1996”, and the “future” is what people sixty years ago thought the year 2000 would look like. What word can I use to describe stuff that’s happening now?