Arriving Somewhere, But Not Here

This is my personal blog, which means nothing happens. Progressive rock, Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, BBC's Sherlock, food, sewing and other stuff... you know when I finally find the energy to put stuff on here.

[hisiheyah]

weh

(tried a three color print this time and let me tell you, it was a real pain to do)

[bellygangstaboo]

Here it is: The perfect headline

[viniter]

It’s actually a pretty interesting article. It seems they approached a bunch of successful female executives, but luckily none of them took the job. To quote the article: “Workplace experts pointed to a phenomenon known to researchers as “the glass cliff,” in which women are more often called into corporate leadership roles in times of crisis, and are therefore subject to more criticism if companies don’t perform well.“

The company is going down and they are looking for a woman to it on.

[anchoremoji-blog]

“what’s your zodiac sign?”

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Superman protec (ง'̀-‘́)ง

but he also attac (ง'̀-‘́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

(based on this post)

[daissyridley]

essentially cap’s evolution

[thepigeongazette]

without spite my heart may actually stop

[crystalinecoyote]

@taigas-den it’s so true

[kayeblegvad]

Mansplaining, for the NYT today. Shhhhhhh.

[radicalduck]

there’s no words but you know exactly whats goin on

[asmenukearchive-blog]

the article includes the term “manologue” which i think is one of the best terms invented this decade

[ilpatriota]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[bunnyfood]

This guy.

[musicforthehead]

So, my doctor said the pain from Fallopian Torsion is 9 out of 10. My ovary twisted 3 times and I never noticed because I wrote it off as bad cramps. It wasn’t until my ovary was dead that I finally felt enough pain to go to the ER. I THOUGH A 9 OUT OF 10 PAIN WAS NORMAL BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT MY CRAMPS NORMALLY FEEL LIKE.

So if anyone ever tells you you’re exaggerating about pain from period cramps, remember, cramps can feel like a 9 out of10. 

Also, please don’t ignore pain you know is abnormal. 

[kylostantrums]

marvel headquarters, early 2000s

guy 1: who do u think we should cast as wolverine

guy 2: idk probably a huge, jacked man

[sketchshark]

Hello! Some of you nice people have been following my comics about Bruce (Los Angeles-dwelling shark/struggling actor). I am excited to announce that I have compiled these comics into a full-color zine! 

The book will premiere at the Toronto Comic Arts Festival (May 14th & 15th) and I am currently taking online pre-orders from now through mid-May! (books will ship in June) You can place your order HERE.

Thank you for your support!!

[sketchshark]

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO PRE ORDER!

http://sketchshark.bigcartel.com/product/bruce-pre-order

Thank you all for your support! :)

[seagodofmagic]

someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is

but bless them

[minutia-r]

Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones

[jazzhandsmcleg]

#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

[srsfunny]

Finally Found These Guys

[seriousfic]

And people say Shaggy isn’t a good investigator…

[catsbeaversandducks]

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[poademeron]

steve: there’s only one thing worse than death                                               

steve: [rips off card so it says “bucky’s death”] boom

sam: [gasp] BUCKY

steve: no